Author Topic: These Evony ads are out of control  (Read 3569 times)

Anyone that browses the internet often has seen an ad for a game called "Evony" atleast once. Well from what I read, it's a  clone of civilization but thats not what chaps me. It's that there are so many of them, I've seen three in one page. Really, it's getting pretty absurd.

Not only that, but they seem to have some girl with a large pair of melons on their ads. Heh, I guess boobs will want to make you play their game. Yet, these women aren't related to the game at all.

I played it. Apparently they attempt to discuss research like the people on Kongregrate.

Apparently Plants VS Zombies made a parody of these ads.



Because I browse a few sites that don't have any real restriction on adult content, I constantly see their ads which tell you loving NOTHING about the game, just flash a set of tits in your face, and I really think they should cop a loving lawsuit for false advertising.

Their game has nothing to do with tits. It doesn't even have people in it. Only buildings.

Also, 'free forever' if you don't mind being literally 1/4 as productive as people who pay to play. Even if you were to be on and active 24 hours a day someone who pays will still do four to five times as much as you do in a day, even if they log on for ten five minute periods.

Then of course there's nothing to stop paycigarettes from attacking you even if they're a hell of a long way ahead of you gamewise as well, and the small army that takes 40 hours for you to produce will be obliterated by one about a thousand times its size that can be replaced in two hours flat.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2009, 06:14:20 PM by M »

I hate that a lot. You can hardly be on Youtube for 5 minutes without receiving an advertisement on the bottom of the video about Evony.

I appreciate the ads for the eye candy.

Those Evony ads are really lame. They are advertising wrong. Half naked wiminz doesn't ALWAYS sell something.

I hate that a lot. You can hardly be on Youtube for 5 minutes without receiving an advertisement on the bottom of the video about Evony.
Protip: Don't go on YouTube.

<insert pic of 3/4 naked female>

Come now my lord, and take control of this castle which has horrid graphics.

plus ill go naked

Protip: Don't go on YouTube.
WHY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST YOUTUBE?!

Due to those adds i now play Evony with nothing but underwear and socks on :3

Due to those adds i now play Evony with nothing but underwear and socks on :3
Mental images :(

Due to those adds i now play Evony with nothing but underwear and socks on :3
Hahaha, what the forget

« Last Edit: December 28, 2009, 06:37:02 PM by Frontrox »