Another generic forum adventure game

[Megaguy]

                                                         Another generic forum game.
But wait, Theres a diffrence!
In this adventure, There is 2 new commands that other picture adventure games do not have.
These are:
BACK
This takes you back to the last question/screen/whatever you wanna call it.

TIP
This gives you a tip to help you.

Another cool thing about this is the fact I take the first request a perform it. No matter how silly. (RAPE *person name here* will not ever happen. Dont even TRY. I will not respond to that because if i made the image, I would be banned.)
LAMP eating, Opening CLOSEST for no reason, Exploreing DARK DANK CAVES, checking for ZOMBIE GOASTS under BED, Its all here.
The first picture will be done in a sec.

[Ad Bot]

[Volko]

Ok.

[Megaguy]

You are in a completely white room. You have no idea where but there is a black line. On close inspecion *By looking at your feet* you realise that the black line is infact the floor of the room. There are two doors directly infront you, With portals leading to...your room.

You are sure that you are in your imaganation.

Maybe this is what happens when you reach 13 and get a name.

You are unsure of your name. Infact, you dont even know who you are.

There is a contraption above you.
it looks like it wants you to enter your name.

You are 13 years old.

You have had many birthdays but this is the one where you we're given a name, As is the rule in this land.

What will the name of this fine young fellow be?

[Megaguy]

Offtopic: The poll is added. I wasnt sure on how to draw the character so I just drew something quickly.
Ontopic: The lighting in this white room is causeing you to look black and white, Along with everything else.
You are also naked.

[Volko]

Name: Pen0r Johnson
Other possible names:
James LePr0n
Stickit Inherp00pr
Maxwell Forrester

[Megaguy]

Name: Pen0r Johnson
Other possible names:
James LePr0n
Stickit Inherp00pr
Maxwell Forrester

The computer accepts "Maxwell Forrester"
You wonder if you should walk thought that portal, Seeing as you now have a name and theres nothing to do in this room.

[Shark]

Do a cartwheel to the portal.

[Megaguy]

You cannot do cartwheels, So insted you just run in when a comedy "ZIP!"

[funinabox]

Coolio. Whats on the other side though :P. (Moves mosue over "Tip" and clicks)

[Megaguy]

You are now in your room. Your clouths have magicly appeared back onto you.

On the wall is a PICTURE you made when you we're 5. You stuck it too the wall for no reason. When you got older, You drew the word "WAT" under it.

There is a WINDOW, Nothing more to say on that matter.

There is also a DOOR leading out of your room.

Gah, That loving PINK LAMP. It was a gift from your GRANDMA, You cannot throw it out, She'd be pissed. God you hate that lamp.

Your bed looks soft. Its confuy to sleep on.

There is a SOUR CANDY in your pocket, As well as a pen for your DRAW-ON-SHIRT. (You can draw on it, Suggest what to draw on it and i'll draw it on him.)

Would you like me to explain the INVANTORY sytem?

[funinabox]

DRAW "THIS IS A RED SHIRT WAT" on SHIRT and JUMP on BED while PEEING on PINK LAMP  Oh, and i like the new character.

[Megaguy]

"THIS IS A RED SHIRT" WAT didnt fit. Oh well. Now your shirt states the obviouis.

'PEE on BED'

ZIPPHT
BOING.
PSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TT
BOING.
SSTTTTT
BOING.
STTTT
BOING.
BFMT
ZIPPHT.


Oh god damnit, Your aim is horrible.

[Megaguy]

Damnit i forgot to draw the "THIS IS A RED SHIRT" on his shirt

[funinabox]

No more bed :( oh well. PICK UP 2 "BED SPLINTERs"and THROW at WINDOW then SCREAM LIKE MONKEY. Put the second SPLINTER in INVENTORY Then open up CONSOLE and TYPE in "npc_create npc_CompanionCube" and HUG "COMPANION CUBE" Oh, and explain the inventory system :U

[Megaguy]

No more bed :( oh well. PICK UP 2 "BED SPLINTERs"and THROW at WINDOW then SCREAM LIKE MONKEY. Then open up CONSOLE and TYPE in "npc_create npc_CompanionCube" and HUG "COMPANION CUBE"

SV_cheats is off. This isnt portal.
...Nor is it any other valve game.
THIS stuff IS REAL, SON!

Those bed splitenters look sharp, the young fellow refuses to touch them!