There's this one chick that I talk to who has a texting formula when communicating with me. It works exactly like this and like this every single time without fail:
Her: what r u d0ing (She NEVER uses o's, only 0's, loving moron)
Me: Uh, I'm [X]
Her: [Needs to know all about X cause she's a snoopy bitch]
Me: [I provide details]
Her: [Insert handicapped comment about X that there's not really a response to.]
For example, a few weeks ago me and my mom were visiting at my sister's house. At about 6 we all (Me, mom, sister, her husband, 3 nephews, 1 baby niece) decided to go to McDonalds. While eating, this text message conversation ensued with her:
Her: what r u d0ing
Me: Eating
Her: where?
Me: McDonalds
Her: 0h i l0ve the chicken mcnuggets!
How do I respond to that? I can't, so I didn't.
Oh and don't even get me started on the bitches who text, "entertain me" It makes me want to rip the skin off their face as slowly as possible.