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[Plasmus]

Song: Narwhals
Artist: mrweebl

Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean Causing a Commotion
Cuz they are so awesome
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty White
They beat a polarbear in a fight
Like an underwater Unicorn
They got a kickass facial horn!
Their the jedi's of the sea!
They stop Cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals they are Narwhals Narwhals!
Just dont let them touch your balls!
Narwhals They are narwhals!
Inventors of the Shishkebab!

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[Jellypuddle]

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Blue Meanie and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

[Kevdude]

-Ultimate Snip-

LOLed

[Gamefandan]

Ryuuseigun - Nico Nico Douga

nico nico douga
(dowango ga gozen ni ji gurai wo oshirase shimasu)
nico nico douga
(dowango ga gozen ni ji gurai wo oshirase shimasu)

I’m calling the star rise.
me wo tojite kokoro no koe, kiiteru
mada shiranai watashi ni deaitai
I’m calling the star rise.
mabayuku kagayaiteru negai-tachi,
kono te no naka
orite kite nagareboshi…

shippai datte gun nai (good night)!
nenige suru koto mo waruku nai yo ne
kitto me ga samete wasurechau minna
shippai datte don mai(don’t mind)!
asa no mabushisa ni kiete shimaeba ii na
atarashii ichinichi de risetto (reset)!

GECCHU!
RUURU ni shibatte PICHI! naita ta ta－
gennari gattsuri puttsuri shii (C) de tonda kana
tabetai nara osusume tennen da yo－
dokkin hanamaru egao ga bu bbu bbu－
GECCHU!
RIARU ni otome no PANCHI! kiita kana?
anmari bikkuri bacchiri GUU de hiita kana
komakai koto ari demo sensei ga ii
RAKKII okkii mimitabu ni gabu－

Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med
Caramelldansen
u-u-uma-uma
u-u-uma-uma
u-u-uma-uma
u-u-uma-uma

dare yori mo hayaku hashirinukero
mota mota stufferu to okurechau
oishii mono wa matte kurenai
sugu ni dare ka no kuchi no naka
dare yori mo hayaku kakenukero
mota mota stufferu to naku nacchau
me no mae ni aru no ni todokanai nante
kuishinbou no na ga sutaru desho?!

yanmaani yanmaani yanmaani yaiiya
yanmaani yanmaani yanmaani yaiiya
yanmaani yanmaani yanmaani yaiiya
yanmaani yanmaani yanmaani yaiiya

cheetah man (chiitaaman) ore tte
cheetah cheetah man ore ore tte
cheetah cheetah man ore tte
cheetah cheetah man ore tachi tte cheetah
kono ore koso cheetah man
kono ore koso cheetah man
hashiri tsudzukeru bagu ni mo makezu
ore seigi no hiiroo dare ni mo makenai ze

arradzaddza- taribitaririn darittasunta- tenrando-
wabirippappa- paparippari-ribiribiribiri sutantenrando
wabarinban tenrantenyado- tataraparatara patarateiya bu-
yabarinran tenrantenyado- taratakataka teiteiteiyabu-
*Repeat

BARARAIKA BARARAIKA BARA RAIRAKAIKAI
kono omoi ha tomerarenai
moto otome chikku*pawaa
kirarinrin chotto kiken na ka*n*ji
BARARAIKA BARARAIKA BARA RAIRAKAIKAI
mou doki doki ha tomerarenai
motto DORAMACHIKKU koi hareruya (hallelujah)
futari dake de BARARAIKA?

dan-jo-dan-dan-jo-dan-jo (huu huu)
dan-jo-dan-dan-jo-dan-jo (huu huu)
dan-jo-dan-dan-jo-jo-dan-jo-dan-jo
jo-dan-jo-dan-jo-dan-dan-jo

Montagues and Capulets (Cursed Castle)

aimu rabu ito!

okatazuke X 4

muri da! muri da! boku no jitsuryoku de ha
muzukashisugite susumenai

tachiagare kedakaku mae sadame wo uketa senshi yo
Sen no kakugo mi ni matoi
Kimi yo ooshiku habatake

taose nai yo
ano tatsumaki
nankai yatte mo yokerenai
ushiro ni mawatte uchi
tsudzukete mo izure ha kaze ni tobasareru
taimu renda mo tamestuffe mita kedo
tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni
boku wa ii (E) kan dake ha saigo made totte oku

MERUTO me mo awaserarenai
koi ni koi nante shinai wa watashi
datte kimi no koto ga
…suki na no

nakayoshi dango te wo tsunagi ooki na marui wa ni naru yo
machi wo tsukuri dango boshi no ue minna de waraiau yo
usagi mo sora de te o futte miteru dekkai o-tsuki-sama
ureshii koto kanashii koto mo zenbu marumete

fukai mori kara kikoeru koe ha mou todokazu ni
ashidori omoku ayumitsudzukeru kono kaze wo tayori ni

PEEJI ni wa akai shirushi arawarete odoridasu
tsuraresou da to omou nante douka stufferu keredo
Kinjirareta WAADO wo tsubuyakeba saigo…

anata wa ima doko de nani wo stuffe imasu ka?
kono sora no tsudzuku basho ni imasu ka?
itsumo no youni egao de itekuremasu ka?
ima wa tada sore wo negai tsudzukeru

kirai kirai rabin [loving] (an aan an aan an)
dare ga dare ga kyan bi arai uiizaa chuu [can’t be alive without you.]
doustuffe naze kashira (an aan an)
wai wai wai wai don ai miishuu aa roo fooeebaa
[why why why why don’t I miss you a lot, forever.]
shiranai wa sonna mahou
omoi wa tsutaetara kowarechau
anata to ha chigau kara
hito no kokoro made kantan ni nusumanai de

ringo to hachimitsu koucha no jamu ha apurikotto
kin iro no tii-supuun kabe ni hoorinageta
hayaku asobou yo ningyou ha nanni mo shaberanai
hitotsu shikashi shiranai uta wo utatte miru no

zenbu aistuffe hoshii no
zutto taisetsu ni stuffe hoshii no
gyutto dakishimete hoshii no
watashi-tachi wo o-yo-me-ni-shi-na-sa-i

misugostuffeta keshiki ha
okkusenman okkusenman (haan)
sugisarishi kisetsu ha GURAFITI
kimi ga kureta yuuki ha
okkusenman okkusenman (haan)
sugisarishi kisetsu ha DORAMATIKKU

aru hareta hi no koto
mahou ijou no yukai ga
kagirinaku furisosogu
fukanou janai wa
astuffa mata au toki
warainagara hamingu
ureshisa wo atsumeyou

Dakara, watashi, tsuite iku yo donna tsurai
sekai no yami no naka de sae
kitto anata wa kagayaite

kono te wo hanasanaide
kimi kara tsutawaru omoi kara
kokoro ni nemuru negai ga mezameru

toushintai oto wo tatete
boku no kao, tsukutte yuku
kirei ni…katahou dake

ai sutiru rabu [I still love] kimi no kotoba ga mada hanarenai no
ano hi ano basho de koori tsuita jikan ga
aenai mama dore kurai tatta no ka na kitto
te wo nobastuffe mo mou todokanai

konbu dashi kiiteru yo
katsuo to konbu no awase waza
konbu dashi kiiteru yo

katsuo to konbu da yo

aa, dou shiyou!?
takaku furiageta kono ude (e-rin! e-rin!)
watashi no o-tsuki-sama
sakasama no o-tsuki-sama

takaku tobe takaku sora he
takaku kere takaku koe wo age
itsuka kujiketa sono hi no mukou made
kimi no koe wasurenai namida mo wasurenai
kore kara hajimaru kibou to iu na no mirai wo
sono ashi wa arukidasu yagate kuru kakoku mo

motto supaakingu nau [Sparking now]! tsuyoku tafu [tough] na haato [heart]
migaitara sekai ha michigaeru
supaakingu nau [Sparking now]! takaku kazastuffa souru [soul]
chikara no kagiri
mezase sen paasento

motto takamete hate naku kokoro no oku made
anata dake ga tsukaeru TEKUNIKKU de
tokastuffsukustuffe
honnou uzumaku sanaka ni
ochiteku tokimeki
koyoi dake no yume
odoru wa hageshiku

Pyoko pyoko kero-chan ame ni mo makezu ni
kyou mo utau yo kawa no hotori de a-u
keroro kerorirorin pyoko pyoko pyoko kero-chan
kaze ni mo makezu ni kyou mo asobu yo
mizuumi no ue pyon pyon kero kero

true my heart mabushii kuchi biru
setsunai manasashi ni
close to my love kata wo yosete
kitto onaji da ne, omoi wa yasashii kisu de

YATTA! YATTA! (daigaku goukaku)
YATTA! YATTA! (shachou shuunin)
happa ichimai areba ii
ikiteiru kara rakkii da
YATTA! YATTA! tousen kakujitsu
YATTA! YATTA! nippon daihyou
yannaru kurai kenkou da
Everybody say yatta-!

ano ne, hayaku pasokon ni irete yo
dou shi ta no? pakkeeji zutto mitsumeteru
kimi no koto
mikku mikku ni stuffe ageru
uta wa mada ne, ganbaru kara
mikku mikku ni stuffe ageru
dakara chotto kakugo wo stuffete yo ne
mikku mikku ni stuffe yan yo
saigo made ne, ganbaru kara
mikku mikku ni stuffe yan yo
dakara chotto yudan wo stuffe agete

akuryou taisan akuryou taisan
onryou mononoke komatta toki ha
do-man se-man do-man se-man
sugu ni yobimasho onmyouji
akuryou taisan akuryou taisan
youkai ayakashi komatta toki ha
do-man se-man do-man se-man
tasukete moraou onmyoji

kirai kirai loving…
okkusenman okkusenman (haan)
kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
miku miku ni stuffe ageru
mota mota stufferu to okurechau
ringo to hachimitsu
yagate kuru kakoku mo

mikku mikku ni stuffe ageru
uta wa mada ne, ganbaru kara
mikku mikku ni stuffe ageru
dakara chotto kakugo stuffete yo ne

akuryou taisan akuryou taisan
onryou mononoke komatta toki ha
do-man se-man do-man se-man
sugu ni yobimasho onmyouji

akuryou taisan akuryou taisan
youkai ayakashi komatta toki ha
do-man se-man do-man se-man
tasukete moraou onmyoji
yappari tayoreru onmyoji
minna no hiiroo onmyoji

honjitsu ha, nico nico douga ni go akusesu itadaki, arigatou gozaimasu.
taihen moushiwake arimasen ga, kono douga ha appuroodo shano akaunto ga teishisareta tame, sakujo saremastuffa. mata no go akusesu wo omachi stuffe orimasu.



If anyone wants to listen:

Part 1

Part 2

[Khorde]

Doom (Repeat for six months.)

forget YOU


On another note;

Aaaaaa, Aaaaaaa, Aaaaaaaa, Aaaaaaaaa,
Aaaaa, Aaaaa, Aaaaaa, Aaaaaa,
Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAA YEAH !
I do not need, (does not need)
a microphone (a microphone)
My voice is forgetin, (forgetin)
Powerful!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH !

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
to blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that should happen to me,
all the time!

Now take a look (take a look)
tell me what do you see? (what do you see?)
We got the Pick of Destinyyyyyyyy!

AAAH! Arghhh!!


Guess that.

[Wynd_Fox]

forget YOU

What? Why?

[Kerog]

forget YOU


On another note;

Aaaaaa, Aaaaaaa, Aaaaaaaa, Aaaaaaaaa,
Aaaaa, Aaaaa, Aaaaaa, Aaaaaa,
Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAA YEAH !
I do not need, (does not need)
a microphone (a microphone)
My voice is forgetin, (forgetin)
Powerful!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH !

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
to blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that should happen to me,
all the time!

Now take a look (take a look)
tell me what do you see? (what do you see?)
We got the Pick of Destinyyyyyyyy!

AAAH! Arghhh!!


Guess that.

As soon as it said "Pick of Destiny", it was obvious to me that this is Tenacious D.

[Illidan]

As soon as it said "Pick of Destiny", it was obvious to me that this is Tenacious D.

It's Master Exploder. <3

[Khorde]

What? Why?

Invader Zim sucks ass. And I hate that song for personal reason (kids at my school think it's funny to sing it all the loving time).

[Sarge]

Good old fashioned lover boy

I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
We can do the tango just for two
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings
Be your valentino just for you

Ooh love - ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Set my alarm, turn on my charm
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned lover boy

Ooh let me feel your heartbeat (Grow faster, faster)
Ooh ooh can you feel my love heat
Come on and sit on my hot-seat of love
And tell me how do you feel right after-all
I'd like for you and I to go romancing
Say the word - your wish is my command

Ooh love - ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Write my letter
Feel much better
And use my fancy patter on the telephone

When I'm not with you
I think of you always
(I miss those long hot summer nights)
I miss you
When I'm not with you
Think of me always
Love you - love you

Hey boy where do you get it from
Hey boy where did you go ?
I learned my passion in the good old
Fashioned school of loverboys

Dining at the Ritz we'll meet at nine precisely
One two three four five six seven eight nine o' clock
I will pay the bill, you taste the wine
Driving back in style, in my saloon will do quite nicely
Just take me back to yours that will be fine (Come on and get it)

Ooh love, (There he goes again just like a good old-fashioned lover boy)
Ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Everything's all right
Just hold on tight
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned fashioned lover boy

[Eryehk]

The majority of songs I listen to dont have lyrics. D;

[heedicalking]

inb4 stuffrapsongbyLyricalG

[Khorde]

This is where some newcigarette posts Jizz in my pants.

[Jellypuddle]

Here's an old favourite that I learned in my French ( or spanish?) class:

lunes
martes
miercoles
jueves
(something)
sabado
...
Domingo!!