Author Topic: You know when you play too many video games when (GAME).. THE SEQUAL!  (Read 7269 times)

2010 edition..

Example:
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You play too much Half Life 2 when you a spider jumps on you, you think its a baby headcrab and look for your crowbar to bash it and you accidently hit yourself and think you can find a medkit charger.
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GO ON NOW!

You know when you've played too many video games you ask your dad for trust to drive down to the theatre.

When you light your best friend on fire every time you see him and claim you're making sure he's not a spy

When you run into burning buildings with jars of your own piss and throw them at burning people

When you stand around and when someone asks what you're doing you tell them you're trying to get hats

When you attack anyone who smokes, fat people, and guys wearing hooded sweatshirts to protect your friends from being constricted, vomited on, or pinned to the ground

When you hit your TV with a wrench in an attempt to make it better

When your idea of spying on someone consists of sneaking around wearing a piece of paper with a face on it

when you take off you girlfriends shirt and say, Headquarters Spotted!
/MW2

EDIT: Error fixed. :/
« Last Edit: January 03, 2010, 03:27:37 AM by I Seth I »

When you press E when you are hurt in another game.

When you think TF2 is your mother.


ykwyptmvg when you ctrl-z when playing with legos.

you know you play too much borderlands when you start randomly dancing and dont stop

When you ask your parents for some bricks so you can make a TV.

When you ask your parents for some bricks so you can make a TV.
What game is that from?

When you light your best friend on fire every time you see him and claim you're making sure he's not a spy

When you run into burning buildings with jars of your own piss and throw them at burning people

When you stand around and when someone asks what you're doing you tell them you're trying to get hats

When you attack anyone who smokes, fat people, and guys wearing hooded sweatshirts to protect your friends from being constricted, vomited on, or pinned to the ground

When you hit your TV with a wrench in an attempt to make it better

When your idea of spying on someone consists of sneaking around wearing a piece of paper with a face on it

Lol'd.

...when you try to pick something up by walking over it.

When you jump off cliffs thinking you turned off falling damage.

When you try to exit life via Alt-f4



When you think pistols have unlimited ammo.


When you try to regain health via sandwitch

When you think life is Arena mode

When you ask people how to change class.

sandwitch

What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A sandwitch!  Ahaha--SHUT THE forget UP, JOHN.

When you try to press A to jump