When you light your best friend on fire every time you see him and claim you're making sure he's not a spy
When you run into burning buildings with jars of your own piss and throw them at burning people
When you stand around and when someone asks what you're doing you tell them you're trying to get hats
When you attack anyone who smokes, fat people, and guys wearing hooded sweatshirts to protect your friends from being constricted, vomited on, or pinned to the ground
When you hit your TV with a wrench in an attempt to make it better
When your idea of spying on someone consists of sneaking around wearing a piece of paper with a face on it