I hurt my head

[VerticalHorizon]

Pretty much.
[size=what]I love how no one has questioned how I know all this stuff when I'm 12[/size]

I'm not because I knew this when I was 9.

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[Daedalus]

I'm not because I knew this when I was 9.

:3 Ye beat me to it

[CC]

If you hold it backwards instead of like a baseball bat, while you're side ways, roll over and start moving your pelvis.

:D

I'm not sure what you mean the way you said how you hold it, but I should try that next time no one else is home. :3

[MasterCookie]

I'm not sure what you mean the way you said how you hold it, but I should try that next time no one else is home. :3

Instead of holding it with your thumb on top make your hand flip were your thumb is on the bottom.

How the hell did you just randomly doscover this?

Jackin world . com

I won't link because in some links at the very back there's diagrams of penors :D

Also, If you do 20 slow strokes and 10 fast stroke, for more then 2 minutes you break the record :D

[Daedalus]

Instead of holding it with your thumb on top make your hand flip were your thumb is on the bottom.
Jackin world . com

I won't link because in some links at the very back there's diagrams of penors :D

Also, If you do 20 slow strokes and 10 fast stroke, for more then 2 minutes you break the record :D

Jackinworld.com. Yes.
The whole "hold your hand upside down" thing is called the Backhand grip. The whole "move" is called the Vagina.

[Illidan]

That's pretty sad that you guys have gone to a website to learn new ways of masturbating.

Just do it in the regular fashion. You don't need to make your richard endure being oddly jerked around to feel good. And if you do, it's called experimenting.

[MasterCookie]

I was just kidding :3

Jackinworld.com. Yes.
The whole "hold your hand upside down" thing is called the Backhand grip. The whole "move" is called the Vagina.

Wait, that's seriously one?
I  swear I just went into google and typed "procrastination websites" and posted you guys a 'link' to the first one i saw.

[Illidan]

Really now?

There really are diagrams on some pages. I'm pretty sure you've been there before.

[Moybus]

I feel like I'm using this too much, but this was literally my response to this topic

No, it was perfectly justified.

[dkamm65]

Congratulations, I have now lost my appetite for the next 2 weeks.

[JJA0]

Why do i come here again?
Don't answer that.

[Inv3rted]

I always fap without lube. Around 4 times a day.

asdf somebody get me laid

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Why do i come here again?

inb4comejoke

[Dusty12]

Well, isn't this a peachy-keen topic for me to read the moment I get up from a nap.

[Qwepir]

peachy-keen

the forget?