We were on age of time, and he kept talking about liking Women in Coats Strangling him. He then gave Skippy the Jedi Droid a parchment explain why he has this special interest. Skippy went awfully quiet then dropped the parchment infront of me muttering ''take it'' in global. I took it, and read it.
this is how the whole women in coat masturbating thing started.
When I was like 3 or 2 years old, I found pretty women on TV and stuff quite admiring. I quickly found my excitement for this = masturbating.
I lie down on my front and I usally take my bottom wear off and leave my pants. I cannot masturbate if my snake is extended. It needs to be at a certain size.
I still find women in coats, even in real life, quite intresting. Although they would never do it, I would actully find it quite exciting if a pretty woman in a coat was stalking me in real life...
If you have questions, please write back.
Sincerly,
GreenBH.
Here is the chatlog that followed:
DarkSilence: You are one really forgeted up kid green
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Martha Jones logged in.
Martha Jones: No I aint
DarkSilence logged out.
VolcanicSilence logged in.
Martha Jones committed Self Delete!
VolcanicSilence: You can't masturbate if your snake isn't the right size?
VolcanicSilence: What the hell
Martha Jones: Well
VolcanicSilence: seriously dude
Martha Jones: if I rub it enough
Martha Jones: it tickles
VolcanicSilence: that's really weird
Martha Jones: Its relaxing
VolcanicSilence: ugh
Martha Jones: I dont touch it with my hands though
Martha Jones: I lounge on the bed
Martha Jones: tthen rub my legs
VolcanicSilence: Too much detail
Martha Jones: Hah, you need all the detail, fuktard
Martha Jones: In order for you, DarkSilence, to undertsand.
VolcanicSilence: I don't think I understand even with the detail
Please note this kid says he's 11.