Omegle raiding :D

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[Rekuddo]

Stranger: how is the internet real?
You: lolwat

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Stranger: i'm male, you?
You: STAR
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lol.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: STAR
Stranger: i want to embarrass my ex boyfriend so i made a site with naked pictures and a love video with us
Stranger: its <link is not important>
You: STAR
Stranger: oh stuff my dad is coming i have to go bye!
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...The forget?

[Proog]

Cool raids.
Change the topic to raiding anything you want.
Just post the funny raids here.

[Block Builder]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Texas
You: you?
Stranger: are you male?
You: No
Stranger: how old?
You: 12
You: y?
Stranger: are you cute?
You: Sure...
Stranger: lol
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[SupremeCommander]

You: STAR
Stranger: TEXAS
You: WHERE's YOUR SQUAD?
Stranger: WHISKY HOTEL SIR
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE POINT!
Stranger: TAKE BURGER TOWN!
Stranger: UAV ONLINE SIR
You: RAMIREZ, TAKE DOWN THOSE SNIPERS WITH THIS EGG BEATER
You: SHOOT DOWN THAT ENEMY UAV RAMIREZ
Stranger: COUNTER UAV DETECTED
You: USE YOUR EMP
Stranger: YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
You: QUICK RAMIREZ, GO MINE SOME MINERALS
Stranger: YOU REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS
You: RAMIREZ, INCOMING TACTICAL NUKE
Stranger: MY LIFE FOR AIUR
You: Ok, I'm out of things to say
You: You win D:

At about that line I broke down laughing.

[SupremeCommander]

Double Toast, this is the most entertaining one i've ever read, yes its long, but brilliant:

Taken from the Omegle Adventure thread here:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=3496&hilit=adventures+of+omegle&start=25
Authored by the user OddGuy.

You: You are richard DAWSON, ACTION POLIITICIAN, preparing for the debate against your opponent, BEELZEBUB JONES. What do you do?
Stranger: i make notes furiously!
You: With great intensity, you sit at your HARDWOON DESK and write up notes. This will surely give you the upper hand against that dastardly BEELZEBUB!
Stranger: what a cunt that man surely is!
You: In the middle of your note-writing, you decide to take some time off to call him a CUNT. You CHUCKLE LIGHTLY.
Stranger: i then tell the wife to make me some food. let's face it, it's her job.
You: After finishing your MID-NOTE CHORTLE SESSION, you go into your LUXURY CONDO to order MARTHA DAWSON, HOMEMAKER EXTRAORDINAIRE, to make you a sammich, which is met with little resistance.
Stranger: i search the room for items, while waiting for that lazy sleg to finish my sammidge.
You: Surveying the room whilst anticipating your presumably delicious SAMMICH, you find a INKWELL, an OLD-FASHIONED PEN, and a BROKEN BROOM.
Stranger: use BROOM with MARTHA DAWSON
You: You need to PICK UP the BROOM first, numbskull!
Stranger: sorry.
Stranger: pick up BROOM
You: You add the BROKEN BROOM to your INVENTORY.
Stranger: aw lovetastic
Stranger: use BROOM with MARTHA DAWSON
You: You arm yourself with the BROOM, adding 5 to your ABUSIVE HUSBAND and ATTACK skills. It's time that uppity dame of a wife of yours gets her comuppance. You apporach her as she adds the finishing touches to your SAMMICH, when you notice that it's QUALITY LEVEL registers as a KINDA-SORTA OK I GUESS onthe QUALITY INDEX!
Stranger: hmm, maybe i won't BROOM her. ask her where the PHONE is located, i want to tell that BEELZEBUB what i think of him
You: Suddenly, you have a CHANGE OF HEART. Rather than giving MARTHA a FURIOUS THRASHING, you instead ask her a query regarding the whereabouts of your TELEPHONE, in order to call that rapscallion BEELZEBUB JONES.
Stranger: what does she say! what does she say!
You: MARTHA takes a moment to PROCESS your REQUEST before pointing to your HARDWOOD DESK. Sure enough, your TELEPHONE is sitting atop your cherished furniture.
Stranger: use TELEPHONE! call that SCUMBAG!
You: You dial up that SCUMBAG of a RIVAL of yours, BEELZEBUB.
You: BEELZEBUB: Hello?
Stranger: blow raspberries and hang up! i'm too SCARED to talk to him normally.
You: Due to your low COURAGE skill, you are unable to speak to BEELZEBUB! Instead, you make a sputtering noise several times before hanging up, slithly dissapointed in yourself.
Stranger: let's throw that DELICIOUS SAMMIDGE onto the floor
You: You toss the KINDA-SORTA OK I GUESS SAMMICH on the floor in a fit of rage!
Stranger: i think i'm now ready for the big day. can i sleep until the debate?
Stranger: the kitchen floor will do fine.
Stranger: *KITCHEN FLOOR
You: You ponder on whether or not your SLEEP skill is high enough to allow proper rest on the KITCHEN FLOOR, the outcome being a resounding YES.
Stranger: excellent! sleep on KITCHEN FLOOR. i don't care what time it is, i need a proper night's sleep.
You: You sleep on the KITCHEN FLOOR, rest is required. When you wake up, you see that there is an hour left until the BIG DEBATE starts!
Stranger: look for MARTHA DAWSON
You: You look up and see MARTHA DAWSON. It seems she hasn't moved since you started sleeping.
Stranger: that sounds just like her
Stranger: ask MARTHA DAWSON to DRESS me in my lucky POKEMON T SHIRT, WASH me and DRIVE me to the BIG DEBATE
Stranger: i'm not very independent
You: You DEMAND that MARTHA DRESS you, WASH you, and DRIVE you to the DEBATE, in that order. She does not respond.
Stranger: check for SIGNS OF LIFE, taking great care to check for a pulse in the CHEST area.
You: You begin to check her VITALS, taking THIRTY MINUTES to examine her CHEST. It would seem that she had a FATAL HEART ATTACK the second you went asleep! You know this due to being an ACTION POLITICIAN.
Stranger: that makes a lot of sense. ah well, ill go as i am. pick up HANDWRITTEN NOTES, remains KINDA-SORTA OK I GUESS SAMMICH and BROKEN BROOM, and i'll run to the BIG DEBATE
Stranger: oh, and MOURN for a couple of seconds i guess
Stranger: replacing her can wait till after the BIG DEBATE
You: After taking a few seconds of PRECIOUS TIME to MOURN, your KARMA increases by 5 in the JEEBUS HALF! After, you compile you HANDWRITTEN NOTES, the KSOIG SAMMICH, and the BROOM and loving SPRINT to the DEBATE.
Stranger: ace, the JEEBUS HALF is the BEST HALF.
Stranger: how late am i by the time i get there?
You: You SPRINTED so quick, you are FIVE MINUTES EARLY. Becaude you're an ACTION POLITICIAN. And ACTION POLITCIANS aren't late to their BIG DEBATES.
Stranger: that's true, i keep forgetting i'm an ACTION POLITICIAN.
Stranger: well, seeing as i'm early, i may as well CHAT UP MEMBERS OF THE CROWD
Stranger: get a head-start on MARTHA's replacement
You: You find an ATTRACTIVE SPECIMEN, and begin the CHAT EM' UP minigame. Luckily, your CHARISMA is so high, it's an AUTO-WIN!
You: Your RELATIONSHIP with BERTHA FROST has gone up!
You: Oh, it seems the BIG DEBATE is about to start!
Stranger: that's cool, go up to my PODIUM
Stranger: and take off my SHIRT to prove what an ACTION POLITICIAN i am
You: In a most SUAVE manner, you waltz up to you podium and take your place alongside BEELZEBUB JONES. After compiling your NOTES, you rip off your shirt in a MANLY FASHION to display how you are an ACTION POLITICIAN, and you don't take stuff from ANYBODY, raising your CROWD FAVOR by 5.
Stranger: brilliant
Stranger: right, for my first gambit
Stranger: do i have any LOOSE CHANGE in my pocket?
You: You check your POCKETS for loose change. Unfortuantly, all you have with you is a FAT STACK OF CASH, all hundreds!
Stranger: that's fine, that'll do.
Stranger: go up to BEELZEBUB JONES, with a HUNDRED hidden in my palm, and do the trick where it looks like i've taken it from behind BEELZEBUB'S EAR
Stranger: kids love that.
You: You perform your CROWD-PLEASING MAGIC TRICK, rasing CROWD FAVOR another 5. BEELZEBUB looks less than amused.
Stranger: give BEELZEBUB the hundred! so i look generous to.
Stranger: o.
Stranger: too.
You: You try to give BEELZEBUB the HUNDRED, but he REFUSES! You are SLIGHTLY SHAKEN by his STANDOFFISH ACTION.
Stranger: that's cool, onto phase 2 of my debate - LIES and SLANDER
Stranger: tell the crowd that BEELZEBUB is a DOO-DOO HEAD who fully supports GLOBAL WARMING. none of this is true. except the doo-doo head bit.
You: Using the aid of your HANDWRITTEN NOTES, you being a SMEAR CAMPAIN against BEELZEBUB. Unfortunately, your notes are just CRUDE DRAWINGS of BEELZEBUB with DOG EXCREMENT on his head! Even so, the crowd doesn't seem to notice, and you take 10 of BEELZEBUB'S CROWD FAVOR.
Stranger: hahaha, brilliant
Stranger: now the piece de resistance
Stranger: tell the crowd that BEELZEBUB once SKINNED A CAT while it was alive, purely to try and see how it worked
You: You inform the crowd of BEELZEBUB and his attempts to SKIN A FELINE, showing your PRE-SKINNED CAT as EVIDENCE.
Stranger: brilliant, they'll never guess it was actually me
Stranger: i look forwards to seeing how BEELZEBUB responds to THAT little nugget
You: BEELZEBUB waits for you to finish, clears his throat, and TRANSFORMS into SATAN!
Stranger: stuff, that's not good
You: BATTLE INITIATED
You: HP: 55/55 MP: 30/30
You: ATTK MAGK ITEM RUN
Stranger: ohh crikey
Stranger: i'd better look at my MAGK
You: MAGK: MAGIC MISSILE - 5 MP
You: HEAL SELF - 5 MP
You: I'M A ACTION POLITICIAN - ALL MP
Stranger: i sure am glad that stunt with the hundred didn't use up any MP
Stranger: well, i guess i AM an action politician, let's go for that one
You: MAGK > I'M AN ACTION POLITICIAN > BEELZEBUB JONES
You: SMAAAAAASH!
You: BEELZEBUB JONES TAKE 60 HPS OF DAMAGE!
Stranger: that seems fair
You: BEELZEBUB > DFND
Stranger: well i don't see how i'm going to get out of this one, gather BELLA FROST and RUN
Stranger: the crowd will hate him enough seeing as he's satan
Stranger: unless we're in france
You: You grab the awestruck BELLA FROST, and attempt to RUN!
You: Unfortunately, this is a BOSS BATTLE, and RUN has been disabled, causing you to take 30 HP of damage and BELLA FROST'S death!
Stranger: that's fine, i'll find another
Stranger: i couldn't even remember her name
You: ATTK MAGK ITEM RUN
Stranger: i think i'm going to look through my ITEM
You: ITEMS: Broken Broom/Sammich (C Quality)/Handwritten Notes
Stranger: i think i might have to use my Handwritten Notes
You: ITEM > HANDWRITTEN NOTES > BEELZEBUB JONES
You: BEELZEBUB has been ENRAGED!
You: BEELZEBUB > FLAIL
You: You take 15 damage!
You: CROWD take 15 damage!
You: BEELZEBUB takes 15 damage!
Stranger: right, rooster in a box, im properly on my last legs now
Stranger: i think ATTK seem appropriate
You: LMT BREK
Stranger: how could i possibly refuse something with so few vowels
Stranger: LMT BREK!
You: LMT BREK > SOULS OF ACTION POLITICIANS PAST
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: ANDREW JACKSON and THEODORE ROOSEVELT come to your aid!
You: BEELZEBUB takes 9999 damage!
You: YOU WIN!
Stranger: that's the most relieved i've ever been that THEODORE ROOSEVELT is dead
Stranger: i think
Stranger: that's the BIG DEBATE gone to me
You: See you again in another game...
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: cheers, you're the most entertaining person ive encountered on here
You: You're the most co-operative.

[Megaguy]

oh god this is so much fun

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I had a cat lick my leg untill i climaxed when i was 12
not on perpose
i was giveing him food and he was licking my leg
parents didnt find out
it was horrible. i didnt even know why it happened. i just remember getting warmer and warmer
and then i remember getting a errection
and i was like "why am i getting a boner"
and then
it happenedcopypasta. creep some of those forgeters out.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I had a cat lick my leg untill i climaxed when i was 12
You: not on perpose
Stranger: Okay then.
You: i was giveing him food and he was licking my leg
Stranger: Ah.
You: parents didnt find out
You: it was horrible. i didnt even know why it happened. i just remember getting warmer and warmer
Stranger: Well then
You: and then i remember getting a errection
You: and i was like "why am i getting a boner"
You: and then
You: it happened
Stranger: Wow... Well, as far as I no, loving a chick, is a much better reason to get a boner and climax.
You: "not on perpose"
You: i said i didnt ASK HIM TOO
You: i didnt FORCE the cat to lick me
You: but he did
Stranger: lol, I know
You: i think it scarred me for life
Stranger: I can understand why it would.
You: now i cant forget a chick, or i think of that dreaded day
You: and it puts me off
Stranger: Aww
You: and because, from that day on
You: i hardly got errections, because when i did i thought of that day
You: so my snake did not grow
You: im stuck with a loving three inch
Stranger: Awwww
You: yeah.
Stranger: So even the idea of a hot chick sucking you off can't get it up?
You: no
Stranger: Wow... I pitty.
You: are you comeing on to me
Stranger: *pitty you.
You: yeah.
You: its horrible
You: i dont wanna try all those stupid "snake enhancements" because i know that they're hit 'n miss.
Stranger: :(
You: anyway, im hungry. im off to go eat.
You: nice talking to someone who doesnt laugh at me.
Stranger: Okay, bye
You have disconnected.

[Madmitten]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m / f
You: f
You: STAR
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ım male
You: :)
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: no
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
You: STAR
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i got another one

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Stranger: hi
You: STAR
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lol

[lordician]

I raided Omegle lately with an apple pie thing.

It was fun.

[Siren]

God, only one person got it for me after 12 minuites or something, i teached the rest :3

[PhantomJack]

You: STAR
Stranger: TEXAS
You: WHERES YOUR UNIT?
Stranger: I dunno
You: OPEN FIRE!


plus one yay

[Rekuddo]

Block Builder the CIA doesn't have jurisdiction on American soil, you fail.

[Corbiere]

ONE POINT! Killed him

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: hi
Stranger: WARS\
Stranger: Asl?
You: OPEN FIRE!!
Stranger: NOOOOOOO
You: Ramirez, KILL!
Stranger: si
You: Ramirez! Make a fighter jet
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[Corbiere]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: a milkman.
You: a milkman who?
Stranger: Uh. I don't know. The kind who watches figure skating with you on TV til your husband comes back?
You: Ok...Star
Stranger: it wasn't meant ot be funny.
You: Open Fire!
Stranger: HEADSHOT!
You: RAMIREZ, take point!
Stranger: Copy that.
You: RAMIREZ, kill that fighter
Stranger: What the forget man?
Stranger: I ain't gonna do your dirty work.
Stranger: You do it!
You: RAMIREZ, kill him
Stranger: Ramirez, do this, do that. This is a free land for forget sake!
Stranger: I demand my rights.
Stranger: You tribal pig!
Stranger: Just because I am a mexican...
You: RAMIREZ, tell him freedom is bad
You: and RAMIREZ, kill all mexicans
Stranger: What are you, Master Chief?
Stranger: Luke Skywalker, even?
Stranger: Huh?
Stranger: Barack Obama?
Stranger: Huh?
You: RAMIREZ
Stranger: Huh?
Stranger: Huh?
You: RAMIREZ

I kinda fail at this, but annoying mexicans is fun xD

[Madmitten]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sugartits
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: OWWWWWWWWW
You: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT
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kill +1

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this seriously happened