Author Topic: What I discovered about "twilight"  (Read 2455 times)

Holy stuff, Twilight is so easy to make jokes about.

Here's a joke.




Twilight


sucks
































in my opinion.

Shafin, you are a homo. :cookieMonster:


Here's a joke.




Twilight


sucks


in my opinion.
Fire needs too find you in your sleep.

he doesn't have love with her, hes gay.

he doesn't have love with her, hes gay.
i think bella swan's that bitch from that movie teeth

He slaps her in the face with his wet noodle and then she licks it up and get pregnant.


DONT GO NEXT TO ME, IM DANGEROUS!

DONT GO NEXT TO ME, IM DANGEROUS!
Bind sits down next too koolkody12

He has a strap-on!!!



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He has a strap-on!!!



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It's not red.....

Because hes a child enthusiast.

Notice how Bella reacts normally when she finds Edward in her bedroom. Edward gave her a poor "excuse" for it, "I'm trying to protect you."