What I discovered about "twilight"

[Zenthrox]

It.
Gimme prize nao.

CONGRATULATIONS!

You get a lifetime supply of Twilight books! (More specifically, one book, which will take away your will to live after the first page).

[Ad Bot]

[Loopyla1]

CONGRATULATIONS!

You get a lifetime supply of Twilight books! (More specifically, one book, which will take away your will to live after the first page).

forget. This is supposed to make me happy?
Now what, living with GreenBH?

[Private McDoggy]

They're not vampires, they are sparkle fairies.

[Osak]

They're not vampires, they are sparkle fairies.

sunny sparkle fairies

[Loopyla1]

They're not vampires, they are sparkle fairies.

And shirtless dog people.

[Zenthrox]

And women made out of cardboard.

[RedSaturn]

He uses Super glue, string, and 3 sticks

[Plasmus]

Almost every girl at my school:
TWILIGHTTTT!@4324!#$!2!!!123?423@41@$#K$!#!!!!

[Swholli]

I.... read the first novel.

Now the ashamed part is over:

loving sucked vampire richard.

[Sabbin]

He forgets her with his sun sparkles.

I've been told that he/they/whatever sparkles when sun hits him/them/whatever....
But REAL vampires don't freaking sparkle when sun hits them, they f*cking burn to death.

[General Nick]

Twilight is the worst movie I've ever seen. I'm not saying it because I'm a guy and I'm being biased or w/e, seriously, it sucked.

I watched even the RIFFTRAX version of the movie. The loving Rifftrax version. Where the guys from Mystery Science Theater just make jokes about the movie without the MST stuff. There were barely any good jokes in it, as compared to Transformers rifftrax which had me on the ground in tears of laughter.

It's just awful. It's so mind boggingly head hammering about how bad it is. The plot is just so awful.

[pixl]

If your vampire is sparkly he is probably sucking your neck for the wrong reasons

[Illidan]

http://rashmanly.wordpress.com/2008/11/30/26239/