Author Topic: Screw Up This Story!  (Read 9532 times)

I don't see why there are all of these forum games in the community projects section, it doesnt make any sense, I thought this place was made for movies that were made with blockland, like Block Wars - No Hope

Once upon a time, a man named Bob was running from his office in Glenville. I don't know why, let's find out. Security got pissed is the answer. He dropped his briefcase on the road and bended down to pick it up when a car hit him in the ass and sent him flying onto a United Airlines 737, which landed in England. He went to London and tried to enter the Buckingham Palace when the guard got pissed and stuck the bayonet up his ass, through his ear and through his neck. Bob, to this day, hangs from a catwalk on a bridge by a bedsheet tied around his neck, decomposing. THE END.


Once upon a time, a guy named Bob died. THE END.

There once was a guy named bob. THE END



There was a guy named bob, and when we was leaving his office, his building fell over, and he was stuck on the wall of his cubicle, when a big copy machine smashed his cubicle into nothing, and he fell on to a dog, and killed it, and he got up and said "HAHA YOU STUPID DOG, SUCK MY BUTT!"
And then LEGHUMPCHUKNKEN SLODESLSHDSYGADI,U.
The end.

There once was a guy named Boobies and he was masturbating with a coffee mug for his coffee mug collection when a car came out of no where and broke his snake, as he lay unconscious in the street, bystanders rushed to him to see if he was ok, it appeared that his testicles were broken. The ambulance got there just in time and they rushed him to the hospital, he later died because his testicles exploded due to extreme semen from masturbating. THE END

There once was a guy named Plaz, he had a coffee mug for reasons unrelated to this story. Anyway, he was a big jerk and he got run over by Badspot. Then he came back out of the hospital to the forums, and got hit again. This time he died. The end.

Once upon a time, everything ended.

Best story ever :D


There once was a guy named Bob who was actually killed numerous times on this post... Anyway he walked out of his office when he found he was in 2 fort. After intense training with this map, Bob walked out of his spawn point, and was shot by a sentry, Bob decided to rage quit and appeared infront of a nascar race, in the track. he was hit 55 times in the head and stabbed twice by the blue spy until help arrived in the form of a ambulence. but, the driver was black and Bob was a tribal so Bob refused. You can now see him in the intersection of 2nd street and Main street as a telephone post. THE END!

There once was a guy named King of losers. He locked the topic, then everyone died. THE END.

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Bob. While he was walking home, an oversided sperm whale fell out of the sky and crushed the entire city. Everyone died except for him. A near by city rushed him an ambulance. On the way to the next city, the ambulance overheats and blows up. Everyone died except for him. As he crawled down the sidewalk, bystanders rushed to him to help him. As they were helping him, an earthquake occured. All of the buildings collapsed, and crushed all of the city folk. Everyone died, except for him. A helicopter flew to him and help him up. They began to fly to the nearest hospital. As they were flying, a giant seagull flew into the helicopter, and broke the tail of the copter. The helicopter spiralled down to the ground and exploded on impact. Everyone died except for him. As he was crawling to the hospital, a car ran over him. The car skidded off the road from the blood, and crashed into a street lamp. Everyone died except for him. When he got inside the hospital, he was put onto a hospital bed. The inside of the hospital caught fire, and everyone died, except for him. Then a tornado swept through the city. Everyone died except for him. The tornado tossed him infront of his girlfriend's house. His girlfriend rushed outside, and it began to hail. A piece of hail pierced her skull. She died, but not him. When the hail storm stopped, a plan crashed into the house. The plane exploded. Everyone died, except for him. The man finally stood up, with broken bones, burnt skin, tarnished limbs, and his clothes were stained with blood. As he stepped onto the road, his tripped and cracked his skull. Then, he died.