How to wake up

[RedSaturn]

1: set this song on your alarm clock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dDc-MVUgSs
2.Pour a cup of ambition aka Coffe
3.Eat a banana, take vitamins, get energy drink.
4.Smile
5.Pretend like your life isnt a living hell.
6.Get Laid (If your not 12)
7.Get ready for more life.
8.Fap
9.Clean yuor jizzy mess
10.start over

This is pretty random eh?

[Ad Bot]

[zz_tophat]

1. One
2. two
3. four
4. fou... forget! forget!
5. OK, we can still fix this, I'll just move on to the next number and it should be fine
6. five... stuff no wait, Arrgh!
7. Seven!
8. Eight! Ya! forget yes, I got this stuff!
9. Ten!
10. Elev...  FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Bind]

stuff damn topic-stealer!

[Riot]

 Life of Riot:

1: Wake up
2: Get laid
3: Get coffee
4: Eat eggs
5: Get laid
6: Go to school
7: come home
8: Do HM
9: Play games
10: Eat cheese
11: fap
12: Go to sleep (Get laid in dreams)

 

[Bind]

Life of Riot:

1: Wake up
2: Get laid
3: Get coffee
4: Eat eggs
5: Get laid
6: Go to school
7: come home
8: Do HM
9: Play games
10: Eat cheese
11: fap
12: Go to sleep (Get laid in dreams)

 

Riot is at risk of aids?

[SupremeCommander]

Riot is at risk of aids?

He only sleeps with AIDS riddled Africans just to prove how his awesomeness repels the disease.

[Teneksi]

Typical day of xC:

1. Wake up (3 to 9 pm)
2. Think about absolutely nothing for an hour
3. Glue to Internet listening to Battles, Vitalic, and Boards of Canada
4. Think about working on online class, procrastinate; play cello in head
5. Host a server, spending most of the time jumping back and forth between two spots and flying aimlessly
6. Create a depressing and/or mindforget video, post it or not depending on mood
7. Work on next real movie or review clan stuff
8. Remember about school, work for an hour or two
9. Build on server
10. Turn off laptop, often forgetting to save, and fall asleep immediately (5am to 1pm)

[tails]

1. wake up
2. go on internet
3. play wow
4. turn on laptop
5. fap
6. go on internet while on wow
7. quit wow
8. internet / mabinogi / other games
9. more wow
10. fap
11. sleep

[Teneksi]

1. wake up
2. go on internet
3. play wow
4. turn on laptop
5. fap
6. go on internet while on wow
7. quit wow
8. internet / mabinogi / other games
9. more wow
10. fap
11. sleep

TIME PARADOX

[SupremeCommander]

TIME PARADOX

PIME TARADOX

[General Nick]

1. Wake up.
2. Keep listening to radio for ~30 minutes.
2. Go to shower at 6:40 AM.
3. Get out of shower at 7 AM.
4. Get dressed, brushed teeth, etc. 7:30 AM.
5. Dad goes in shower at 7:35 AM.
6. Supposed to leave at 7:40-7:45 AM.
7. Leave at 8 AM and dodge traffic to make it at 8:19 AM and barely have enough time for me to get to class on time.
8. Get to class at 8:20 AM, barely late.

[Nitramtj]

My schedule on a Monday...
1. Plan to wake up at 6:00 but actually get up at 7:30. I proudly don't drink coffee.
2. Drive to school
3. Go to an hour class, then work on homework I haven't gotten done.
4. Go to an easy programming class, then use my next hour break to get food and maybe work on some more homework (probably not).
5. Spend 2 hours in 2 classes.
6. Spend 2 hours in a lab.
7. Drive to mom's house across interstate in rush hour traffic.
8. Spend 1.5 hours on whatever I need to do, or talking to mom.
9. Start getting ready for Iaido practice (which I'm horrible at).
10. Go to Iaido practice for 2 hours.
11. Get back to mom's house, shower and eat if I haven't.
12. Drive back to dad's house and go to bed. It is now 11 pm.

So basically I have about 2 hours of real free time. The other 1.5 hours is wasted on homework or something.

The good news is I only have one class the next day so it all evens out.

[Dippindots]

Why do you guys masturbate all the time?

[zz_tophat]

Why do you guys masturbate all the time?

Self answering question is self answering.

[Tokthree]

Weekdays

1. Wakeup

2. Find out that I missed school completely (25% chance)

2b. Wake up and go on the internet for most of the day (25% chance)

3. Sleep more (50% chance)

4. Wake up for School (75% chance)

5. Go to School (75% Chance)

6. School ends, walk home (75% Chance)

7. Spend the rest of the day on the internet

7b. Fap when there's nothing interesting to do on the internet

8. Make bed, say goodnight, get cat and go to bed

Rinse and repeat