Pick up an object near you.

[Gamefandan]

stuff it up their noses and mouths
NO AIR FLOW

I don't think zombies breath much.

[Ad Bot]

[Madmitten]

I don't think zombies breath much.

throw it on the ground and make your escape?

MY ESCAPE!

[A.R.C.]

I would succeed, I'm a pillow ninja.

Is that a new word for gay?

 

[Doorman]

Is that a new word for gay?

 

o u

[Kobewarrior]

Ok, im eating macaroni and cheese so i don't suppose a spoon would be the greatest weapon to use.  

[Healbadbad]

Butterfly knife >:D

i 'd still be eaten though, since it's only a trainer...

[Chriz]

Pretty loving well with a grenade for a bit.

[Ladios]

Phone = calling military, requesting airstrike on my location, i'd die but at least i wouldn't get turned into a zombie

[Kevin]

Huh, what are the odds.

I picked up my guitar.



AWAY WITH YE HEATHENS

Twang!

[Skip]

Phone = calling military, requesting airstrike on my location, i'd die but at least i wouldn't get turned into a zombie

Nukes make moar.

[PJ Boy]

I picked up a big, fluffy blanket...

Survival chance: divided by 0

[IsaacKronenFaust]

Beer bottle.

Smash the bottom part off, and start a Zombie Bar Fight!

[Nightmare-Duckie]

i think i would die using a saltine cracker as my weapon

[Teneksi]

Metal floor lamp
...
Hell yeah

[LegendZ]

Got a hammer.
Dad is working on the walls :D