My iPod. If Michael Jackson is among them, then I can play the Thriller and run away while they're dancing.
oh stuff thats actually genius
Until the zombies that aren't dancing come and get me :C
Cellphone. Call the SWAT. Get rescued and taken to safe building.
A walkie-talkie... with a huge antenna. I wonder if I could possibly... stab them?
You are screwewd unless you get the correct frequency to call for HALP!!
Have ma iPod again. No zombie can beat that >:D