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Forum Games / Re: piss off the person above you

« on: June 15, 2018, 12:13:38 PM »

plague doctor succs

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Games / Re: new smash

« on: June 12, 2018, 03:11:35 PM »

seeing snake was so hype, out of everyone coming back it seemed nearly impossible for him to

i need this game yesterday

I yelled yes when i saw snake, loving awesome.

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Games / Re: [news] DOOM ETERNAL IS OUT

« on: June 12, 2018, 03:08:09 PM »

Ok tony is just trolling at this point.

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Games / Re: Elder Scrolls 6 Megathread (?)

« on: June 11, 2018, 03:57:05 PM »

Will it include a foreskin repair system ?

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Forum Games / Re: THE BLOCKLAND HUNGER GAMES

« on: June 11, 2018, 11:11:09 AM »

add me and my edgy twin

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Add-Ons / Re: Ammo Bow (+ variants)

« on: June 10, 2018, 12:03:27 PM »

Bow that spawns skulls

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Forum Games / Re: Press the Button...? [Brazilian Edition]

« on: June 08, 2018, 03:27:50 PM »

Heroin doesn't call me gay everyday so yeah i will press the button.

Press the button and you become a LIVING skeleton. No fleshy bits, and all of your senses still remain in tact, but everytime when someone sees your true form they get spooked. Also you don't have a Wee wee

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Off Topic / Re: No mans sky has redeemed itself. The liberal SJWs cannot keep NMS down.

« on: June 08, 2018, 01:50:45 PM »

Tony is just ironically stuffposting right now with all the SJW stuff.

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Forum Games / Re: Make a court case for the person above you

« on: June 07, 2018, 01:33:24 PM »

OBJECTION, no skeleton would want that

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Creativity / Re: Drawings Megathread

« on: June 07, 2018, 08:50:37 AM »

generic fantasy sketch

Bitch gonna be the first to die in a battle

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Forum Games / Re: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE

« on: June 06, 2018, 02:20:38 PM »

*Sweats profusely*
Y-yes m-maddam

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Forum Games / Re: piss off the person above you

« on: June 06, 2018, 10:59:28 AM »

Tard-ed

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Forum Games / Re: Make a story using pairs of pictures.

« on: June 06, 2018, 10:58:08 AM »

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Forum Games / Re: Waistland

« on: June 06, 2018, 04:49:30 AM »

W A I S T  L A N D

I T  L I V E S, I T  L I V E S  ! ! !

get the keys and sniff joe

You leave the truck, and see joe's friend fighting the crab-spiders. You get in the back of the truck, and you take the truck keys. You pull down Joe's pants, and you S N I F F

hit a yeet

You yeet a spider-crab with your leg.

lick your upper lip

You lick your upper lip

put,, your dikc,,,, in the exauhst pipe,,, of truck

u put the dcik innt he ehsaust pipe,,,of trukool kids klubk. It screms in plesssur.

crank that half track and rev that GD 883 V-12 diesel engine up

Grin as you feel that rush of power and lick that lip as you give the crabs the slip

You go to the front of the half-truck and you crank the engine. But the halftrack has no crank.

put  the keys in the key slot of the car but place the key in the wrong way about 30 times before you get it right

You get in the truck with joe's friend.

"Did you get the key ?"

"Yes"

"Ok then, put it in"

After serveral attempts of trying to put in the key into the keyhole, joe's friend yells at you.

"WHAT THE forget ARE YOU DOING ?"

You suddenly hear ticking on the side of the halftrack and you see the big spidercrab with his friends surrounding the halftrack.

beep

You beep the halftrack's horn.

A 12/20 roll

The halftrack's horn seems to scatter away the spider crabs, giving you an opening to leave the incerclement.

lick your upper lip and jump too

You excitedly jump and lick your lip as you leave the spidercrab infested area.

"Oh forget, that was close... I hope that Joe is ok. Anyways, what is your name ?"

"I am the Sandman."

"Sandman ? Well im Juan. Glad to meet you. So what was an obelisk destroyer doing in Carapace town, so far away from our den ?

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Forum Games / Re: Make a story using pairs of pictures.

« on: June 05, 2018, 09:37:40 AM »