The object _______ is now ____________ (ANOTHER NEW UPDATE TO RULES)

[ShadowYoshi294]

>Water bottle
JHFRUIADEYTDIYD- *drowns*

The nearest chair (other than the one you may be sitting on) is now haunted by a ghost and wants to kill you. Can you guard yourself in enough time?

[Ad Bot]

[HellHound]

No.

The last object you touched is now poking you in the ribs.

[PowerDag]

Headphones
I'm okay with this.

The last object the below user touched replaces the bodypart they touched it with.

[Blooker]

Great, now I have a pillow for an ass.

The next user finds the object to their left attractive.

[HellHound]

Door, I love you! Marry me!

The last sharp object you touched is now stabbing you.

[Xinakam]

A large butchers knife D:


The second object to your right has magical abilities.

[ShadowYoshi294]

>Curtain
...What exactly can this do?

The farthest object to the left of the below user other than a wall is now out hunting cats. Hope you don't have any! If nothing is to your left, use the farthest object to the right other than a wall.

[Blocki]

How does my lamp hunt cats?

The next object behind you is now moving for no reson.

[Conan]

mattress... gonna go to sleep now. dont ask.

the object you last tried to draw is now what you must attempt to build in blockland

[xxxxkill]

forget
I drew a girl


The last object you fapped to is now going to kill you

[HellHound]

forget
I drew a girl


The last object you fapped to is now going to kill you

Nothing, everything went better than expected.


The last electronic object you touched is no longer working.

[Conan]

if computer counts, duh

if not, then ps3 :C

the last object you touched before turning on the light is now a supermassive black hole.

[xxxxkill]

supermassive black hole.

What's this about Supermassive Black Holes?


The last object you held is now made of lava

[Rembrandt]

>AAARGH NOT MY 3DS FFF

The last thing you saw moving you must eat