Attack Results
TableSalt: rolled
3You load your sniper rifle with an explosive bullet and aim at the second wasp. It misses as the plane weaves through the explosion.
Time it right next time.Rabbot32: rolled
6By singing Charlie Chaplin's nonsense song, you are able to distract the first wasp! After doing the dance, he realizes he's going to crash into a mountain. He pulls up, heavily damaging the plane (215! damage)! But look out for that falling debri-
Ouch. What a bad hit.jyvot: rolled
6FUS
RO
DAH!You send the Z2 bomber flying. Literally. It hits some turbulence, dealing 169 damage.
The plane was dented a bit due to all the bombs bouncing around unarmed. Speaking of which, a bomb just landed close by. And exploded. ZeUberMedic: began work on AA gun
You started work on your AA gun. It will take 2 turns to set it up.
JamesH: revived dcseal
"All better now."*dcseal stands still*"What are you waiting for? There's planes above us! Aren't you going to destroy them?*dcseal stands still*"forget this."
Ally ActionsJack & Fred the Crusaders: rolled
3Jack: "We don't have bows yet."
Fred: "They won't even scratch them if we had bows."
Bastion: rolled
6!The robot sets up its minigun and fires at the planes, dealing 96 damage to all targets! Looks like it overheated and is now resting.
Bastion will not attack next turn!Valkyrie: Setting up healing bot
The Valkyrie is setting up a healing bot. A random person will be healed/revived next turn.
AIR RAID
Z2 Bomber
A bomber with a large load of explosives. And machineguns.
HP: 800/800
Machineguns deal 1 damage to 4 targets and fires every other turn at airborne targets, bomb deals 2 damage to one target every 3 turns, and carpet bombing damages 3 people for 1 damage and attacks every 5 turns[/center
The guns begin to aim...
Sopwith Wasp
Remember those old biplanes? Apparently the creator of those decided it would be a nice idea to donate some to the Imperials. Outfitted with the newest machineguns.
HP: 500/500
May dodge attacks
Machine guns fire every other turn, dealing 1 damage to two targets
The pilot readies his guns
Sopwith Wasp #2
Another one of those old biplanes outfitted with new machineguns.
HP: 500/500
May dodge attacks
Machine guns fire every other turn, dealing 1 damage to two targets
The pilot readies his guns
Player List
Twix/Kugelblitz: 3/3 (Currently inside the Heavy Tank)
TableSalt: 3/3
Redconer: 3/3Kevlar Vest: 2/2
ZeUberMedic: 3/3
Space1255: 3/3
Rabbot32: 2/3
SubDaWoofer: 2/3
cromartini: Bad coincidence. Lethal explosion.
CRITAWAKETS: 2/3
NotBomberGuy: 2/3
MicroEDGE: smart rocketed
DELL: Ran at a commando in a straight line. You fill in the rest.
shinyarceus4: protagonist of a shaggy dog story
JamesH: 3/3
dcseal: 3/3
Rigel: 3/3
jyvot: 3/3
Ally List
Autonomous
Bastion: 6/8 Resting: skips turn
Jack the Crusader: 1/3
Frederick the Crusader: 1/3
The Valkyrie: 3/3
Manual
Heavy Tank: 5/5
Healbot: 3/3
The Smasha Gun:
6/6
Processes
Interstel Starship Construction (being built by CRITAWAKETS: 1 turn left)
Reinforned Outpost Construction (being built by ZeUberMedic: 2 turns left)
Smasha Gun Charge: 2 turns left
AA Gun (Being setup by ZeUberMedic (amazing multitasker by the way): 2 turns left)
THE DEVIL IS HERE!
The Devil (TD): So, you rolled three sixes?
Tank Busters: Yep.
TD: I will not kill you. Just what do you want with these planes..?
Tank Busters: Give us ideas.
TD: Here.
LIGHTNING BOLT (1-500 damage to one target)
HELLFIRE (Gives all enemies 30 damage and "Burning" for 3 turns)
ICE METEOR (50-100 damage to one target, delays a turn)
ARROW RAIN (75 damage to all targets)
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