Poll

What form of religion or non-religion do you follow?

Agnostic Theism
Gnostic Theism
Agnostic Atheism
Gnostic Atheism

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 forget, i put the wrong option in the poll.

forget, i put the wrong option in the poll.

People are tending to do that.

Goddamn, why does religion and science have to be such a touchy subject, it's just a sausage fest of theories, loopholes and stuff.


I claim to know god exists.

Gnostic Atheist ftw.

I used to be a Baptist Christian in the bible belt,
then I actually read the bible.

To any atheists out there, make sure you don't say

"One nation, under God"

During the pledge of allegiance, if you do at all, because, well it's obvious.
One of my friends claims to be an atheist yet still says that. I don't understand.

Judeo-Christian monotheisms:

It is estimated that the modern human species came to be around 50K-150K years ago. Don't forget, there just no point where we became humans and stopped being apes. God appeared to humans (at least when the major religious events happened) between 4000BC and ~100AD. Of all this time, I'll average it at 100 thousand years, heaven does nothing. 100 thousand years of a laissez-faire experiment with the Earth. About 70,000 years ago, the supereruption of Toba in Indonesia caused a 10-year volcanic winter and reduced the human population to less than 10,000. These approximate 10,000 people are the ancestors of all modern humans.

Fast forward 70,000 years, and God appeared to an illiterate and savage area of the world, and not another area of the world like China where people could read and write. He delivered commandments and a book that only apply to Jews and become suspended when in the realm of other peoples. He delivered what is claimed as the word of God, a book that had parts taken out and was modified by men.

To any atheists out there, make sure you don't say

"One nation, under God"

During the pledge of allegiance, if you do at all, because, well it's obvious.
One of my friends claims to be an atheist yet still says that. I don't understand.
That's the reason I just stopped saying the pledge. Eisenhower was a president the US could have done without.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2012, 05:15:21 PM by Kalphiter »

Judeo-Christian monotheisms:

It is estimated that the modern human species came to be around 50K-150K years ago. Don't forget, there just no point where we became humans and stopped being apes. God appeared to humans (at least when the major religious events happened) between 4000BC and ~100AD. Of all this time, I'll average it at 100 thousand years, heaven does nothing. 100 thousand years of a laissez-faire experiment with the Earth. About 70,000 years ago, the supereruption of Toba in Indonesia caused a 10-year volcanic winter and reduced the human population to less than 10,000. These approximate 10,000 people are the ancestors of all modern humans.

Fast forward 70,000 years, and God appeared to an illiterate and savage area of the world, and not another area of the world like China where people could read and write. He delivered commandments and a book that only apply to Jews and become suspended when in the realm of other peoples. He delivered what is claimed as the word of God, a book that had parts taken out and was modified by men.
That's the reason I just stopped saying the pledge. Eisenhower was a president the US could have done without.
lol idiot Eisenhower was a decent president.

I am a Wriglian, I believe that originally there was a single Wrigley's gumball that exploded. The gumball was super compact and had lots of gum in it. When it exploded, a bunch of gum flew out, some melted together and turned into ash and dirt from being burnt, and having lots of chemical reactions. It made the universe and we lived happily ever after. Also everything is made of gum.

Also everything is made of gum.
I'm not made of gum. Even if I originated from gum that doesn't mean that I am still made of it.

I am a Wriglian, I believe that originally there was a single Wrigley's gumball that exploded. The gumball was super compact and had lots of gum in it. When it exploded, a bunch of gum flew out, some melted together and turned into ash and dirt from being burnt, and having lots of chemical reactions. It made the universe and we lived happily ever after. Also everything is made of gum.
False.

Flying Spaghetti Monster made the gumball.

It is created from gum
False.

Flying Spaghetti Monster made the gumball.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster making the gumball is from the Wriglatoni Church.
I'm a pure Wriglian.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2012, 05:26:12 PM by FireFish »

Here's a list I ripped from Wikipedia of a breakdown of Christian denominations:

1 Catholicism
    1.1 Catholic Church
    1.2 Other churches
2 Eastern Orthodox
    2.1 Eastern Orthodox Church
    2.2 Other churches
3 Oriental Orthodoxy
4 Church of the East
5 Protestantism
    5.1 Pre-Lutheran Protestants
    5.2 Lutheranism
    5.3 Anglicanism
    5.4 Reformed Churches
    5.5 Presbyterianism
    5.6 Congregationalist Churches
    5.7 Anabaptists
    5.8 Brethren
    5.9 Methodists
    5.10 Pietists and Holiness Churches
    5.11 Baptists
    5.12 Apostolic Churches – Irvingites
    5.13 Pentecostalism
    5.14 Charismatics
    5.15 African Initiated Churches
    5.16 United and uniting churches
    5.17 Religious Society of Friends (Quakers)
    5.18 Stone-Campbell Restoration Movement
    5.19 Southcottites
    5.20 Millerites and comparable groups
    5.21 British-Israelism
    5.22 Miscellaneous/Other
6 Latter Day Saints
    6.1 Original denomination
    6.2 "Prairie Saint" denominations
    6.3 Rocky Mountain denominations
    6.4 Other denominations
7 Nontrinitarian groups
    7.1 Oneness Pentecostalism
    7.2 Unitarianism and Universalism
    7.3 Bible Student groups
    7.4 Swedenborgianism
    7.5 Other non-Trinitarians
8 New Thought
9 Messianic Judaism / Jewish Christians
10 Esoteric Christianity

Just remember, it's only possible for one of them to be right.