stuffty School Detention Stories

[Jubel]

I never got in trouble for it, but I stuffed a lot of old fruit into a part of the roof where a hole was.
After a month and a big bag of costco oranges the roof had a big leaky spot in it.

[Ad Bot]

[Camel]

it was 3rd grade, and i was playing pokemon, and i was a pikachu, and my friend was a trainer, and he's trying to catch me, right? and like, i don't wanna go inside no pokeball, so i bit him, but i accidentally tore a chunk of his flesh out, and i got suspended, but in retrospect it was total bull because i didn't do it with forgetin malice, i just accidentally bit him.

[XR-7]

You broke the cannibalism rule.

[Camel]

you don't understand man im PIKACHU i'm a free spirit you can't loving LOCK me up inside some government machine

[XR-7]

No man go get educated on where you are cmon bro

[Planr]

i actually chose to go sit in lunch detention in middle school because it was much more peaceful for me than eating in the cafeteria where the conversations of the other 6th-graders was constantly revolving around the amazing revelations they were all experiencing having recently begun puberty

[Champion]

in 6th grade i got detention for smiling

[Camel]

in 6th grade i got detention for smiling

was it this smile

[Ducky duck]

was it this smile

10/10

[XR-7]

[Clix]

The only time i've ever gotten close to having a detention was when a kid with the same name as me got into a fight. The principal called my mother that night and mistakenly told my parrents I had gotten into a fist fight