it was 3rd grade, and i was playing pokemon, and i was a pikachu, and my friend was a trainer, and he's trying to catch me, right? and like, i don't wanna go inside no pokeball, so i bit him, but i accidentally tore a chunk of his flesh out, and i got suspended, but in retrospect it was total bull because i didn't do it with forgetin malice, i just accidentally bit him.