You finally meet the Nigerian God.
"Welcome!" The Nigerian God greets you in a normal voice. There is a disturbing lack of booming and echoing. "It's time we discuss who I am, and what we can do about your---"
Use the Book of Gandhi To insult the nigerian god's beliefs
You suddenly whip out the Ghandi Book and insult the Nigerian.
"Cut that out! Anyways, like I was saying... Don't you remember me?" The Nigerian continues.
You have no idea who the hell he is.
"Don't you remember your brother that you TRIED to kill because of those voices in your head? Remember? At the bank?"
You can vaguely remember that.
"Point is, after that whole incident I eventually discovered the secret to being a Nigerian God. You see, I gave all my money to a Nigerian Prince and---"
Accept th Nogerian God's free money offer.
"What free money offer? I never---"
Wire him 3 payments of $1000.
"O-Okay, but a God doesn't need money---"
Go to the topside and mention how good the plants smell.
"I know you've still got problems with the voices in your head, but seriously. What the hell? Stay on topic."
ask him for a small loan of a million dollars
"No."
Shoot the Nigerian god with the shotgun
YOU suddenly whip out the DB Shotgun and blast the Nigerian God!
"NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" The Nigerian God pleads as he collapses on the floor, and slowly starts to fade away from reality itself. "YOU'VE DOOMED YOURSELF! THEY...."
Your vision blurs, you struggle to keep your balance, and you start hearing voices around you.
"So this is the guy that did this?"
"Yeah. Bastard robbed our house and killed Hudson."
"Tried to roll out of the way of Jeremy's car. He also got his dumb ass run over, too."
"John McClass escaped, but this guy will be good enough."
"Is that starfish still muttering random stuff in his sleep? So far he's been talking about Space Marines, robbing ships, and a Nigerian God..."
Whats going on? Where are the voices even coming from? You quickly find out when your vision clears...
.....And you wake up tied to a chair, beaten, bruised, and mangled. It feels like you've been run over by a car and then beaten senseless with a lead pipe.
One of them notices you're awake.
"About time you woke up, Sleeping Beauty. Would you kindly answer some questions?" You look around and notice that these are Mobsters. The Mobsters roughly interrogate you(with a bit of torture involved), and are dismayed to find out that you robbed them only because the voices in your head were telling you to!
"I'd say he's outlived his usefulness now, don't you think?" You hear another voice once the interrogation is obrt.
"Yup. Sure did, Frank. Any last words?" You feel the barrel of a gun pressing against the back of your head.
*FWIP*
You slump in your chair, dying from the hole blown into the back of your head.
One last thought enters your mind as the lights go out. Where and when did this entire thing go so wrong?
THE ENDHonestly this entire thread started nosediving into clusterforget central after the whole cargo ship heist
Might continue this and undo the ending but I'm not sure at this point
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