enter ultimate stuffposting mode to defeat this entity
engage ass boosters to kick the moon in its nuts while doing a sick 360 flip.
You desperately attempt to fly away so you can kick the moon!
The forcefield on the boat violently roosterblocks your attempt to ass thruster, and you make a hard landing on the floor!
enter the boat
Become The Destroyer Of Worlds and forget up the boat.
You enter the boat and start shooting everything with the DB Shotgun.
"HEY! THIS IS A NICE BOAT!" The voice shouts.
shoot yourself with the .45
Killyourself
You can't take any more of being a cosmic plaything! Deciding to end your life, you whip out a pistol.
Can you do it? Will you man up and get the willpower? What will happen to you next? Will you be sent to a Capitalist Hell, forced by Satan to work in a sweatshop for all eternity? Or maybe there IS no afterlife!
*BLAM*
T̪̖͍͖̲̥H͔͚͎͍̱͘Ę ͘E̢̼̻̦͕N҉̲͔̫̬̖̹D̲͓͙̝̠̬̭͞?
Your brief experience with the afterlife is rudely interrupted by your sudden revival. Goddamn it!
Politely ask the Nigerian power to stop putting on gmod post processing filters.
Crawl down the ladder and look for valuable stuff.
If you see a valuable thing, and there are no obstacles, pick it up and ask if you can go home.
"Oh great Nigerian God!" You plead. "Please stop loving around with all the color in the world!"
"FINE. I'LL TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE JUUUST FOR YOU."The post-processing filters suddenly get slightly less obnoxious.
You crawl down the ladder to find a bunch of worthless, empty boxes. You ask the Nigerian God if you can go home. No response yet.
The Nigerian God finally responds, half an hour later.
"MEET ME FACE TO FACE ON THE TOPSIDE. IT'S TIME WE HAVE A LITTLE CHAT, FIRST!"
FINAL TARGET: God Boat?Level of Security: ???
Response Type: ???
Other Info: ???
1) N̳O̡̬̟̙̳͇͎ ̱̰͙̳S̨̘̯̘̱̠̰̗Ẹ͓̫͙͓̗M̯͚͚͎͘B̗̹L̨̰̰̙A̞͚͓NC̸͇E̢̮̮͎̼ ̗̤̭͓O̙̗͢F̢ ͏̤̹̼̮S̤̖̟͉̯̯͕̀A҉̮̝̪̤̜ͅN̵I̩̞̜ͅT̡͇̜Y̨͈̞̯ in your posts, please. S̛̲̩̝̩̹̻͎Ḫ͔I̼͔͚TPO̝͖̯̜͔S̟̮̝͖͕T̜̤͔̘I͡N̼̪̟̫̥G̛̙͕̤ ͙̠T͞O̥͇̭̻̬ ̖́A̲͚̮̲͔͟ͅ ̗̹̹̦MA͇̪̩̲X̪
2) The Protagonist only dies if he runs out of BLOOD or health in the HEAD/TORSO areas. Losing all ARM/LEG health will merely cripple you.
3) If you decide to start suddenly gaining superpowers or summoning stuff, you're in for a world Ó͚̘̱͉͡F̜̲̤̯̼̭̮ͮ̂ ̨̯̜̘̗͓̥͇ͤ͑ͧ̈ͨ̀̄L͙͍̬͈͔̊͌͗̍O̠̞͐̀V̬̌̋̂ͮ̒E̎̄ͩ̒ͨ.
4) Carrying an entire arsenal on your back isPE͞R̡FE͝C̨TLY̛ F̸IN̡E
WEAPONS
Sawn-Off DB Shotgun 0/2 (Concealable, but hard to aim and the recoil packs a punch.)
Stun Baton 10/10 Charges (Because police brutality always has to be shocking.)
Crowbar (Open up skulls, crates, and pretty much anything else)
Colt 1911 8/8 (Easily concealed)
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Holo-Decoy (Reusable, portable device that emits a holographic decoy of you, guaranteed to look 100% realistic!)
Disguise: Mobster Bouncer
$92750 (Bribe people or buy things)
"Smart" Phone
Replica Laser M16 (It's a threateningly realistic prop.)
Book on Gandhi's Teachings (Enlightening.)
Gangsta Jacket (Disguise as a Gang Member)
Pencil + Paper
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SPARE AMMO
Shotgun Shells: 7
Stun Baton Batteries: 3
.45 Mags: 3
FAVORS/ASSISTANCE
The Voices in your Head(ERROR): Y͎o͈̱̯̹u̻̖͈͘ ̣̤͉̖̜͕̻͘ar̶̬̣̱̱e͓͚ ͔̩̱̝f̵͉̗u̠͙c̡̜͎̬̫k̼͔̤̪̱̲e̗̪d͎̬
Blood? [llllllllll]
Head? HEALTHY [llllllllll] Torso? HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Arm? HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Arm? HEALTHY [llllllllll]
Left Leg? HEALTHY [llllllllll] Right Leg? HEALTHY [llllllllll] |
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