My snake is bleeding!

[Chriz]

benefit of the doubt on the internet don't even exist.
im not going to get all teary eyed at any starfish with a story.

true or not, its not appropriate to post such things to completely random people.

Bisjac is right. When somebody or something dies you shouldn't go bitch to the forums about it.

You guys shouldn't even feel any emotions for such threads because you do not know the person well enough. I don't give a stuff if you've voice chatted on steam or whatever the forget, its not like hes your classmate, brother, or neighbor.

Typos = sign of crying.
I not saying that you're crying, I just feel like saying this.

Also, he could be typing in a poorly lit room.

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[Madmitten]

inb4everyonesideswithbisjac

oh wait
nvm

[Riot]

 There is no proof to disproof that he cut his snake, there for the people who are counterattacking are the ones who are trolling.

 For example JD's dad died, and a majority of the members on the forum were jacking off to his topic just like now.

 The snake boy is probably at the doctors because he hasn't posted after the fact he started to pee blood.

[Kalphiter]

How embarrassing.

[Deathwishez]

I guess we'll all know over time.

[Chriz]

Lets call the OP snake Boy from now on. Okay, guys?

[Madmitten]

did people accuse me of being a troll when i posted that best friend marriage thing?
I was talking to my mom about that while i was away.

btw, that still wasnt trolling, but my mom said its not an arranged marriage. Its just a strongly preferred marriage lol

[Deathwishez]

Im going to laugh so hard if someone from your school finds out about this and starts calling you names.

Lets call the OP snake Boy from now on. Okay, guys?

Eh, Might as well. :3

[oromis]

Knowing this community, people have probably already said it, but

squeeze some lemon juice in it, some salt, and some vinegar.

[PeejsterM]

Disinfect the wound with bleach.

[Sabbin]

How can he cut his snake if he doesn't have one?

I Laughed my @ss off (At the utter stupidity) as soon as I saw:

I was masterbating with a tuna jar and cut myself...

[Chriz]

What kind of fish did snake Boy have to be beaten with to get the idea of masturbating with a jar?

Also, why the forget can nobody spell masturbating?

[Kalphiter]

squeeze some lemon juice in it, some salt, and some vinegar.

Salt helps it heal!

[Nepthan]

It is hard to believe someone could be so stupid :|

[Sabbin]

Also, why the forget can nobody spell masturbating?

That's what I was thinking...