My snake is bleeding!

[Slugger]

I'm 13

Age: N/A

How do we know it is true?

[Ad Bot]

[*Magick* Mage]

How do we know it is true?

Because he said so. People on the interwebs never lie. 

[comr4de]

Because he said so. People on the interwebs never lie. 

Yeah I'm a 14 year old little girl nymphomaniac then.

[*Magick* Mage]

Yeah I'm a 14 year old little girl nymphomaniac then.

Your mother must be so proud. <3

[Slugger]

Because he said so. People on the interwebs never lie.  

<------- Im a 17 year old girl

[MeltyGoblin]

ok this is one of the few topics that has actually made me literally lol

[*Magick* Mage]

ok this is one of the few topics that has actually made me literally lol

Then you must be a heartless demon from the Netherlands named King Snuffle, The Crack-Bearing Monkey. :o

[fat boy]

Everyone is twelve!
Twelve twelve twelve!

i'm 16

[Nepthan]

Then you must be a heartless demon from the Netherlands named King Snuffle, The Crack-Bearing Monkey. :o

lies

[Skyler97]

My snake has stopped hurting now and all that remains is a huge freaking scab.

[Jellypuddle]

My snake has stopped hurting now and all that remains is a huge freaking scab.

No love for you, young boy >:(

[No, FROHman Elite!]

I was masterbating with a tuna jar

Sigg'd

[ShadowZero]

This is in your near future.

Hurr durrr

[SupremeCommander]

My snake has stopped hurting now and all that remains is a huge freaking scab.

Good.

That is a good sign.

Now don't touch it and let it heal over. Perhaps apply some aloe vera. If its solid, don't bandage it, or it will get mushy and increase the risk of infection. If its weak and you think it won't hold, then bandage it. Better to be safe in that respect.

[Skyler97]

Good.

That is a good sign.

Now don't touch it and let it heal over. Perhaps apply some aloe vera. If its solid, don't bandage it, or it will get mushy and increase the risk of infection. If its weak and you think it won't hold, then bandage it. Better to be safe in that respect.

Yeah, it was pretty bad last night. Won't be masturbating for awhile.