ARMYMAN ATTACK!!!!!!!!! - NEEDS MOAR EDITS.

[Toasty_Enginner]

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[skelolego229]

alright marines now that our ava-army is assembled we can intercept the shipment of coffee beans going to the haxor armys
lock and load beacuase THIS cake aint a lie
expect heavy resistance and make sure to keep your mug luanchers out of the water
(lol briefing  A1)(LT skel journal entry 5)

[Skip]

lock and load beacuase THIS cake aint a lie

I'm so gonna use that someday.

[Daedalus]

STUPID LIKE A MOOSE, DIB
STUPID LIKE A MOOSE!

I love you.

[skelolego229]

I'm so gonna use that someday.

[skelolego229]

HAXORS IN THE TREES USE YOUR MUG2-FLAMETHROWERS!
(the last line of our commander KIA)
people everywhere.......the haxors .......they overran us......
PVT. joe was killed by an insta-death hack
SGT.louis was killed by a NO PILLS hacker
it was a bloody (and coffee stained) mess

[Skip]

How did you get out alive?

[Evõ]

He is with the Marines, they ran out, he followed.
Don't lie, i know the British SAF won the battle.

[skelolego229]

i threw a rockman grenade.....
and dont think hard about what they did to my diversion

[Evõ]

i threw a rockman grenade.....
and dont think hard about what they did to my diversion

They let your guys run in terror like little girls?

[skelolego229]

as we ran quickly some HAX-anese banzi attackers ambushed us
however the humidity ruined thier speed hax
the only bloody victory we had so far

[Evõ]

as we ran quickly some HAX-anese banzi attackers ambushed us
however the humidity ruined thier speed hax
the only bloody victory we had so far

You all died!? YAY! One less group of Marines in the world! I feel like I need to celebrate!

[Skip]

You all died!? YAY! One less group of Marines in the world! I feel like I need to celebrate!

You suck at reading, yes?

[skelolego229]

LT.Skip i belive its your turn for your war theater journal entries
EDIT: evó you national socialist wtf is wrong with you?

[Qwepir]

Defeat the cookiemonsters.

-snipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnipsnip-

A little contradictory, don't you think?