army guy story

[Narkro555]

*fires 10 ion cannons*

The Dinner tank's armor is too thick! The Ion cannons are ineffective.

[Ad Bot]

[mrlolop]

A man pops his head out from a newly ripped dimensional portal yelling, "QUIET DOWN IN DEMENSUN! I'M PISS!"

[Warguy357]

*before sucked into portal, fires the biggest laser known to the multi-verse*
Escape now, FOOLS! *sucked in*

[skelolego229]

gets a beastly rage and rips a shieldless warguys circuts apart with his bare bloody hands

[Warguy357]

gets a beastly rage and rips a shieldless warguys circuts apart with his bare bloody hands

N- *explosion so big that it wipes out portal and almost the base*

[Narkro555]

We can't destroy it! Evacuate immediately!

However, the enemy has been destroyed, but our main mission is saving the Dinner tanks and our troops. GET THEM OUT OF THERE ASAP

[Flamecannon]

MANDATORY MEETING AT THEM TOWERS.

[skelolego229]

skelo and the mastermind seem to have been vaporized*

[Warguy357]

*dead body on floor of warguy crackles to life*
Hahahahaha... *blue flame covers me for seconds then goes away*
There's no way you can kill me now... *fires a disintegrator at skips head*

[Narkro555]

All of our personnel has escaped! Mission complete!

skelo and the mastermind seem to have been vaporized*

That is also good news. Now we can retire to main base and drink some

[skelolego229]

*comes back as a spiritual power and a black flame surrounds warguy

[Warguy357]

*dead body on floor of warguy crackles to life*
Hahahahaha...

dun dun DUNNNNNN

*shoots spirit of skelo*

[Anti-Block]

*Fwoooosh**Chhh*Narkro, this is red eagle. Uknown enemies are disrupting our sensors near your immediate position.We are sending Recon to your sector, over*Chhhhhh*

[Warguy357]

*Fwoooosh**Chhh*Narkro, this is red eagle. Uknown enemies are disrupting our sensors near your immediate position.We are sending Recon to your sector, over*Chhhhhh*

Gtfo.

[Flamecannon]

-The story is intense. Should be a novel.