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tits or GTFO?

ts
33 (55%)
GTFO
27 (45%)

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Author Topic: army guy story  (Read 36515 times)

*fires 10 ion cannons*

The Dinner tank's armor is too thick! The Ion cannons are ineffective.

A man pops his head out from a newly ripped dimensional portal yelling, "QUIET DOWN IN DEMENSUN! I'M PISS!"

*before sucked into portal, fires the biggest laser known to the multi-verse*
Escape now, FOOLS! *sucked in*

gets a beastly rage and rips a shieldless warguys circuts apart with his bare bloody hands

gets a beastly rage and rips a shieldless warguys circuts apart with his bare bloody hands
N- *explosion so big that it wipes out portal and almost the base*

We can't destroy it! Evacuate immediately!

However, the enemy has been destroyed, but our main mission is saving the Dinner tanks and our troops. GET THEM OUT OF THERE ASAP

MANDATORY MEETING AT THEM TOWERS.

skelo and the mastermind seem to have been vaporized*

*dead body on floor of warguy crackles to life*
Hahahahaha... *blue flame covers me for seconds then goes away*
There's no way you can kill me now... *fires a disintegrator at skips head*

All of our personnel has escaped! Mission complete!

skelo and the mastermind seem to have been vaporized*
That is also good news. Now we can retire to main base and drink some

*comes back as a spiritual power and a black flame surrounds warguy

*dead body on floor of warguy crackles to life*
Hahahahaha...

dun dun DUNNNNNN

*shoots spirit of skelo*

*Fwoooosh**Chhh*Narkro, this is red eagle. Uknown enemies are disrupting our sensors near your immediate position.We are sending Recon to your sector, over*Chhhhhh*

*Fwoooosh**Chhh*Narkro, this is red eagle. Uknown enemies are disrupting our sensors near your immediate position.We are sending Recon to your sector, over*Chhhhhh*
Gtfo.

-The story is intense. Should be a novel.