First day in The People's Democratic Socialist Republic of America under the guidance of Supreme Glorious Leader Obama, Protector and Defender of the Free World, is going pretty well. One tiny problem though. I noticed a distinct lack of socialism anywhere. I tried walking out of a walmart with a TV. Can you believe the nerve of store security? They asked me if I was going to pay for that.
When I informed them that we live in a socialist nation where everything belongs to the people, so the TV was clearly mine, they seemed non-plussed. I guess they missed the memo. I don't argue with cops but I informed them my lawyer would be hearing about this.