I've seen an eight year old with a Blackberry Storm. I swear to god it pisses me off. >:\
edit: As for the kiddies swearing, I hear this all the damn time. Everyone I know cusses at least 400 times a day, which is so damn annoying. They also use the word "awkward" in place "weird" and vice-versa. Same with "irony" and "hypocrite" which just irks me even more. I feel like I wanna hit them upside the face with a dictionary :c
Personally, I've always wanted a phone not just because people I know have phones, its because I don't have my own phone line anyways or someone's always using the damn phone. My brother and his friend Mathew listen to each other BREATHE on the phones (they don't talk for 30 minutes straight sometimes.)