PIRATES VS NINJAS!!!

[Madmitten]

Cannonballs are far faster than a chair. Try 50 miles per second.

come to think of it, if 10 chairs were being shot at me, i wouldnt be able to dodge it.
but thats just me.
and for the speed, if multiple toy airplanes were flying at a ninja at that speed, i believe it'd be easy to dodge.
especially from a far range

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[Tokthree]

When pirates attacked towns they typically sailed into port and opened fire, think how close a port usually is to the actual city.

[Nymethus]

How in the world would pirates on a ship kill ninjas on land?

[Tokthree]

Cannon Balls are far more deadly than you think, even against moving targets on land

[Dusty12]

How in the world would pirates on a ship kill ninjas on land?

The same way artillery operators behind kill national socialist soldiers up front.

[Madmitten]

How in the world would pirates on a ship kill ninjas on land?

i can see how a cannonball would be able to hit a plane, but not a ninja, who is like, a tiny ass target, plus, pirates are exposed to the sun a lot, so their eyesight is not 20/20

[Dusty12]

i can see how a cannonball would be able to hit a plane, but not a ninja, who is like, a tiny ass target, plus, pirates are exposed to the sun a lot, so their eyesight is not 20/20

They get the same exposure we do. They have decks inside the ship they can go into. It's not a dutch oven. Howitzers hit soldiers. Cannons are artillery like Howitzers. Works out the same.

[Tokthree]

For gods sake, a Ninja could not out run a cannonball, and even if he could the debris would push him to the ground where he would be killed by another cannonball

[Nymethus]

Cannon Balls are far more deadly than you think, even against moving targets on land what you can't see

Fixed.

It's not as if the ninja will run around completely visible trying to get attention.

[Madmitten]

For gods sake, a Ninja could not out run a cannonball, and even if he could the debris would push him to the ground where he would be killed by another cannonball

its a ninja
not a god damn new yorker.
they can get up before the cannonball has time to reach him, and he can roll out of the way. and if this were a tropical setting, that ninja could get himself a atop a tree, and fling himself onto the ship.

[Tokthree]

But it's not as if a Ninja will be able to hide from cannon balls being fired at all foliage and buildings in the city they are in, the only way for them to hide would be to run far far away and then Pirates'd win by default

its a ninja
not a god damn new yorker.
they can get up before the cannonball has time to reach him, and he can roll out of the way. and if this were a tropical setting, that ninja could get himself a atop a tree, and fling himself onto the ship.

Okay, I give up. You all seem to think that Ninjas are superhuman, invisible and able to recover from shell shock and a broken leg before another cannon ball can land on their crippled arse, they were invincible for their time but a Ninja could never compare to explosives and lots of them.

They were trained to stay hidden from view, not from balls of red-hot steel flying into them at 50 Miles Per Second

[Dusty12]

A cannonball. Flies. At least or higer than 50 Miles per second. There is no time to prepare.

[Madmitten]

But it's not as if a Ninja will be able to hide from cannon balls being fired at all foliage and buildings in the city they are in, the only way for them to hide would be to run far far away and then Pirates'd win by default
Okay, I give up. You all seem to think that Ninjas are superhuman, invisible and able to recover from shell shock and a broken leg before another cannon ball can land on their crippled arse, they were invincible for their time but a Ninja could never compare to explosives and lots of them.

They were trained to stay hidden from view, not from balls of red-hot steel flying into them at 50 Miles Per Second

cannonballs arent explosives, they are giant metal balls which are shot from an explosive device.
and you seem to think pirates and pirates ship can rapid fire cannonballs from their ship, and in some cases, they only had 1-2 cannons on their ships. pirates did not have nightvision or x-ray vision when drinking. and ninjas arent your average american, they can use their nimbleness and endurance to dodge a cannonball being fired from a range.
even a regular japanese man could do it, i've seen it be done on a japanese gameshow.

A cannonball. Flies. At least or higer than 50 Miles per second. There is no time to prepare.

you might have a point there, but since this is mutliple ninjas versus multiple pirates. there would be at least a few left, and they would win against pirates-mantoman.

[Dusty12]

You call up the fact pirates are always drunk. This is misinformation. They are not always drunk. Most pirate ships are galleons and that class of ship has room for maybe 20 or so cannons. I doubt they used an actual pirate cannon on that game show. There would be a few of them left and they'd be finished off by the guns.

[Tokthree]

cannonballs arent explosives, they are giant metal balls which are shot from an explosive device.
and you seem to think pirates and pirates ship can rapid fire cannonballs from their ship, and in some cases, they only had 1-2 cannons on their ships. pirates did not have nightvision or x-ray vision when drinking. and ninjas arent your average american, they can use their nimbleness and endurance to dodge a cannonball being fired from a range.
even a regular japanese man could do it, i've seen it be done on a japanese gameshow.you might have a point there, but since this is mutliple ninjas versus multiple pirates. there would be at least a few left, and they would win against pirates-mantoman.

I was joking when I said that you muppet, I'm fully aware alchohol has no positive effect on your vision whatsoever

And Pirate Ships can have the illusion of rapid-firing cannonballs, they just need to pace each shot so that there is always another group of cannons loaded and ready for their turn.

Not to mention pirates carried pistols, even pistols capable of firing buckshot/grapeshot pellets.