Poll

what is going to win in a fight

Pirates
82 (54.3%)
ninjas
69 (45.7%)

Total Members Voted: 151

Author Topic: PIRATES VS NINJAS!!!  (Read 13249 times)

You call up the fact pirates are always drunk. This is misinformation. They are not always drunk. Most pirate ships are galleons and that class of ship has room for maybe 20 or so cannons. I doubt they used an actual pirate cannon on that game show. There would be a few of them left and they'd be finished off by the guns.
You call up the fact pirates are always drunk. This is misinformation. They are not always drunk. Most pirate ships are galleons and that class of ship has room for maybe 20 or so cannons. I doubt they used an actual pirate cannon on that game show. There would be a few of them left and they'd be finished off by the guns.
a pistol does not compensate for a sniper-rifle

Pirates also carried muskets which, need I remind you, are effective up to 500 yards.

Where the forget are you getting Sniper-Rifles from?

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Pirates also carried muskets which, need I remind you, are effective up to 500 yards.
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This may be a bit dumb reply to the upper post, but lets try :P

Pirates are pwning because they look moar steampunk AND a pirate ship has around ten cannons and about twenty pissed old creep guys who shoot them with thair muskets. [quote author=Dusty12

The ninjas are swiss cheese.

Where the forget are you getting Sniper-Rifles from?

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a pistol pellet can not shoot very far away.
and besides ninjas are winning

a pistol pellet can not shoot very far away.
and besides ninjas are winning
Doesn't matter. We've already established they're poor enemies and thus the vote is tainted.

Doesn't matter. We've already established they're poor enemies and thus the vote is tainted.
poor enemies my ass.
arent ninjas trained in martial arts and stuff?
they could use a gun if they felt like it, and could kick pirate ass without one.

poor enemies my ass.
arent ninjas trained in martial arts and stuff?
they could use a gun if they felt like it, and could kick pirate ass without one.
They have no idea how to operate firearms. More specifically, reloading. The pirates are off-shore and would reasonably tear them up with cannon fire, then move in and finish the job.

Madmitten, face it Ninja's were not invincible and nor could they use every single form of weaponry ever created.

They would get their arses torn apart by the pirates

Madmitten, face it Ninja's were not invincible and nor could they use every single form of weaponry ever created.

They would get their arses torn apart by the pirates
neither are pirates.
and besides, im positive there would be a way for a ninja to lure a pirate behind a corner and assassinate his ass.
plus, they can use their smoke bombs and retreat.


An accurate depiction of a ninja/pirate confrontation.

An accurate depiction of a ninja/pirate confrontation.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c2/Swordvsgun.gif
Looks like a soldier and a crazy cook-librarian.


No one even knows if Ninjas existed.

Pirates > Ninjas