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Author Topic: Space Station 13: *gasp*CENTRATION (SS3D)!  (Read 680061 times)

I wasn't trying to be funny.

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Play Bay Station 12 with me?

I wasn't trying to be funny.

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Play Bay Station 12 with me?
That's why it sucks.
SS13 isn't a serious game at all.

If no one makes a new topic in one hour I am

I was talking about both OPs.

"If you're reading this, you've stumbled upon this stuffpost about an even worse stuffpost called SS13. They call it a research facility, but a more fitting term would be "death in a taped together can". The god damn assistants forget with everything, the janitors are evil wet-floor makers, the clowns are useless as stuff, the cook uses monkies for meat, the Security is as compitent as the batstuff AI, and the HoP is being strangled to death by Syndicate agents with a special interest for blowing up things like this floating pile of scrap metal. But that's not even the worse part. There's that god damn thing from The Thing that'll eat your flesh and grief everyone while impersonating you. A bloody-forgetin' vampire that somehow got into space.
Did I mention the traitorous Chemists and theifing roboticists?"


That sucked too.

Send all OP hate to Jorici if you want something else on the OP.

I'll write it to be more comical if it really means that much to you. Working now.

I am hating you even more with every post you make.

I'll write it to be more comical if it really means that much to you. Working now.
Well add the Hall of HEROS! that who ever made

Jesus forget I told you two I was going to make one on the weekend.

You're both banned from Gibbed too, seems odd for people to make topics for a game they can't play anymore.
Or at least the major servers AKA Goonstation.

I can play a gibbed server and I like Jorici's op the most

Heroes:
Jacob Lee: Wrote love and the Singularity
Proogles: Became and NT by making clothes
Neinhaus: First man to mail bombs as the Mailman
Aphtonites: Creator of Mars Outpost 42
This is all it need

You called the Wizard a bearded friend, you said Assistants observe others to learn how to play, and said you need to learn how to role play. Go poop on a Chemist >:c



What is Space Station 13?
Space Station 13 is a game where you need to survive on a space station that floats around a giant gas planet. You will hear NanoTrasen and Cent Com alot, whereas NanoTrasen built and runs Space Station 13, and I think you can figure out what Cent Com, or Central Command is. There are several different game modes, but I will get into that later.

Space Station 13 runs on the Byond engine, a very unstable and laggy engine. It isn't a looker, but it makes up for it in gameplay. It is very confusing once you start playing it, and you need to take some time to learn the hand system, along with the verb system.

Game Modes?
There are various gamemodes implemented on the goon servers, which I reccomend going to.

Nuclear Emergency - A few High-tech, merciless operatives are sent from a corporation hellbent on nuking the station. It is kind of like a squad of modern marines going back to fight in the civil war, where the crew has almost no amazing weaponry, yet the syndicates, lacking in numbers, make up for it in firepower. Their goal is to steal the Nuclear Authentication disk from the captain, and blow up the nuke, destroying the station.

Traitor - A syndicate traitor is sent onto the station to assassinate a person, or steal stuff form the station. It is not as easy as it sounds, and there are several ways you can kill your target. You get an assigned amount of Telecrystals (10) in your PDA, where you can spawn devious items that are also job specific. Here are my personal favorite items:
 -Cloaking Device: Makes you invisible, except for people with Optical Thermal Scanners, the A.I., and Cyborgs. I reccomend stealing the thermals from people who have them, and getting the AI on your side before using this.
 - Electromagnetic Card: Oftenly called an Emag, is used to short out wires on the doors and computers to give you access you cannot have elsewhere. Beware, the airlocks stay open when you short out the wires, so it is quite obvious!
- Energy Sword: The bringer of death. It is a sword that kills in a few hits, but having it is a giant "KILL ME" above your head.

Changeling: There is a being that can absorb your DNA, and change into other entities! You must find and kill it, before it becomes you! It also has horror form, which makes the beast almost unstoppable. They also have goals just like traitors do.

Vampire: So I hear there is a blood sucker aboard this station! Beware, the more blood he sucks, the more abilities he gains! Like diseased touch, which is an airborne virus that slows down your opponents.

Wizard: A wizard has traitor objectives, but with a twist, he has several deadly spells! Kill him at all costs!

Revolution: (Jorici's favorite!) Aye, matey, there be a mutiny going aboard this ship! A few people are selected to be Revolutionary heads, where they must brainwash the crew with their flash to join their cause in killing the heads of the station! (Captain, HoP, HoS, RD) Head Revolutionaries (Often called head revs) get telecrystals in their PDA, also.

Jobs!

-Civilian-

-Chef - Make honktastic clown meat burgers!
-Clown -  Get thrown into the singularity by fat engineers after telling them more than enough poo jokes.
-Chaplain - Beat people with your bible, deliver concussions!
-Barman - Fill cups up with the captain's blood, then serve it with vodka!
-Botanist - 420 growin' weed erry day
-Janitors - Make people slip, die within 15 minutes.
-Assistant - (Jorici Reccomends for first timers) forget. Up. Everything.

-Maintenence-

-Electrician - Hack some airlocks. Copy traitor items.
-Engineer - Watch the Chief Engineer start the engine.
-Miner - Fly off to another Z-level, dissapear forever.
-Quartermaster - Steal all of the station's budget, buy 20 weapons crates.

-Medical/Research-
-Medical Doctor - Get bitched at by the RD, smoke weed for medical purposes.
-Geneticist - CREATE HULK KILL STATION
-Roboticist - De-brain 12 people, then store them in your backpack.
-Chemist - Destroy parts of the station with Napalm Thermite Foamsmoke.
-Scientist - Inject people with every disease.

-Security-
-Security Officer - Beat the stuff out of your prisoners with a baton.
-Detective - Watch security with your thermals on and a smile on your face beat people.

-Command-
-Chief Engineer - Get sucked in the singularity after putting on a show for your engineer pals.
-Research Director - Scream at your incompetant research team, throw your clipboard at them.
-Head of Security - Eat donuts and pretend to not hear the screams of the people getting mercilessly beaten by your squad.
-Head of Personnel - Change your name to Julio, give yourself all access, and never be seen again.
-Captain - Get drunk in the bar, sleep in the bridge.

-Robots-
-AI - Open doors for the crew.
-Cyborg - Ask for better modules, get your power cell taken out.

Links!

SS13 Wiki

Ban Appeals

SS13 Trailer

Storyline

REQUIREMENTS
- A BYOND account
- A brain
- Click on the wiki, then one of the gibbed servers. Try to not be banned.



Still editing this.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2011, 09:31:45 PM by Jorici »

Looks near perfect to me.
Update OP with this so you friends wonderful people can stop bickering.

inb4itsnotseriousenough
« Last Edit: March 30, 2011, 10:36:04 PM by jouatt »

Not satisfying enough for space critic Proogles.

It lacks charm, and still feels like a wall of text not worth reading. I can't even bare to look past the first paragraph and just jumped to realizing you messed up the job categories.