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Idea: Space Nazis in ss13, yes or no?

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Author Topic: Space Station 13: *gasp*CENTRATION (SS3D)!  (Read 685596 times)

"Bob! Lets start a Vuzuvela band!"

STATEMENT IS IRRELIVANT
Lol, I remember that.

Sorry drop they kept pulling you away from me while i was trying to heal you. God damn idiots dont know how to save people they only know how to kill them. You were only suffocating and i was trying to drag you to a place with air but people kept stunning me and dragging you away.


Basic overview of SS13

You are going to die. End of story. This game is very complicated and chances are you will get greifed by some friend with a toolbox.

Steps to not dieing

1.Have internals on or easily accessed. This will save your life because 9 times out of 10 you will end up suffocating because some jerk broke a hole in the station.

2.Be wary of anyone who gets near you even if they are your friends. They could be traitors who have to kill you to complete their objectives.

3.Do not i repeat do not run around randomly hitting people and locking them into lockers and stuff.

4.Do not go near space tiles or into space without proper gear. This means you need a space suit a helmet AND internals. As well as some way to save yourself if you float away from the station.

5.Anyone who follows you around long enough probably wants to kill you and will do such as soon as you are alone with them

6.Security on this station is a pice of stuff and will not help you even if you are 2 feet from them. Almost the entire station will watch someone die in front of them and nothing will happen.

7.Don't be a god damn hero and run into a group of syndicate. Please it doesn't help anything that they have one less person to worry about and chances are that no one will revive you in a sydie round.

Because of Rule 7, Rule 6 cannot work.
Close your loopholes

Oh god
WHAT DO I EVEN DO AS A HEAD OF SECURITY PERSON
IVE JUST BEEN SITTING HERE

I dont even know how to remove cuffs D:

needs moar killer plants and wat2do incase of martians
Get fire extinguishers. Sure, the name "Squad of Death Commandos armed with fire extinguishers" doesn't sound threatening, but can wipe out an army of killer tomatoes if they have enough bruise packs.

Oh god
WHAT DO I EVEN DO AS A HEAD OF SECURITY PERSON
IVE JUST BEEN SITTING HERE

I dont even know how to remove cuffs D:
Walk up to somebody, click drag them on to you, click "Handcuffed" and wait a bit.

Oh god
WHAT DO I EVEN DO AS A HEAD OF SECURITY PERSON
IVE JUST BEEN SITTING HERE

I dont even know how to remove cuffs D:
one time i broke deez cuffs
im not joking, i forgot how, but i did it
try clicking on the cuffs, or clicking on yourself

one time i broke deez cuffs
im not joking, i forgot how, but i did it
try clicking on the cuffs, or clicking on yourself
"Resist" at the bottom right corner, or a freedom implant.

olololo
I was doing quartermaster work,(boring) and then i went to the bar and took a sip from some kind of drink, the screen went white and transparent, then all of a sudden I fainted.
lol
now some dude is trying to make me drink vodka in between blackouts

forget YES I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE ENGINEER
TIME TO DISASSEMBLE stuff
ogawd lol i got caught trying to break into the mail room

forget YES I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE ENGINEER
TIME TO DISASSEMBLE stuff
ogawd lol i got caught trying to break into the mail room
theres a party in the bar
lol
involving someone forcing vodka down my windpipe, and me dying

Ahah I know some of the goons in SS13.

Thank god I don't play SS13

HAHAHAHAHA
I WAS TAKING APART A WALL TO SUFFOCATE PEOPLE AND A GUY CAUGHT ME
He then restrained me, and hurled me out into space. My last words to him were "I'll suck your richard if you let me go"

HAHAHAHAHA
I WAS TAKING APART A WALL TO SUFFOCATE PEOPLE AND A GUY CAUGHT ME
He then restrained me, and hurled me out into space. My last words to him were "I'll suck your richard if you let me go"
olololol
I heard that
you can find me if you follow the trail of vomit starting from the bar

How do you host? I want to host a server and forget around, so I can learn how to make stuff as an engineer. and not be hurled into space after trying to suffocate everyone.

How do you host? I want to host a server and forget around, so I can learn how to make stuff as an engineer. and not be hurled into space after trying to suffocate everyone.
I have no idea how to host, check the byond website

I got in a bar fight with a guy, knocked him out, and stuffed him in a locker.
I loving love this game
I welded it shut, a guy tried to unweld it, but he slipped on vomit.
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