Author Topic: Slay That Dragon (Read 27659 times)

Cybertails1998 · April 23, 2010, 11:41:37 AM

(All the nicknames in the quote are made up)

Quote

leet1337: I throw bomb at dragon.
AWSUMFACES: The bomb bounces off his skin, then blows you up. (the user pressed enter here) I say to the dragon 'Die pl0x?'
RockLando: The dragon answers 'No' and tailwhips you. I sword him... (and so on)

In short: First user tells what he would do to a dragon to kill him, the second user tells how the dragon kills the first user under those conditions, then tells what would he do to kill a dragon. Third one tells how this failed, then tries to kill a dragon too, and so on.
I start:

I try to ninja the dragon with my katana.

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Camera · April 23, 2010, 11:44:54 AM

The dragon swipes it away with tons of force. Your arm snaps off with the blade.

I ask it what's its purpose.

Cybertails1998 · April 23, 2010, 11:46:41 AM

'To kill who tries to slay me' followed by him eating Camera.

I try to hammer him.

JJA0 · April 23, 2010, 11:47:37 AM

You create a small dent in its side that heals a second later. You are smashed away by the dragon.

I fly in and attack the dragon with a jet plane.
/trollface

Camera · April 23, 2010, 11:50:24 AM

The jet crashes into the cavern and is buried in many kilograms of bedrock.
I teleport myself out. "I wasn't even trying to kill you, :/" I leave.

I attempt to leave.

skelolego229 · April 23, 2010, 11:52:32 AM

the dragon burned you for fun

skelo sent out ARON!

zackin5 · April 23, 2010, 11:52:41 AM

You trip over the door frame and fall forwards back into the room.

Ninja'd

ARON! uses fire!

It's not very effective...

I wave a piece of poisoned ham.

King of losers · April 23, 2010, 11:53:55 AM

He doesn't eat it, instead, he eats you.

Instead of attempting to slay the dragon, I run away screaming like a little school girl.

Camera · April 23, 2010, 11:55:13 AM

But you were flicked away with a claw. You snap your ribs.
I turn into a lich/I poof back to normal.

I offer a tribute.

Madmitten · April 23, 2010, 11:56:12 AM

he turns it down because he is a vore.

I try and offer him a furry creature

skelolego229 · April 23, 2010, 11:56:33 AM

dragon is not pleased.........you got raped and murdered

skelo sent out ARON again.....(hes steel type)

Madmitten · April 23, 2010, 11:57:47 AM

Dragon swallows him whole, because he is a vore.

I give up and offer to be on his side

Camera · April 23, 2010, 11:58:20 AM

He makes you his servant.

Alright, I offer him a tribute of the finest foods ever.

A.R.C. · April 23, 2010, 11:59:02 AM

He kills you.
And takes the food.

I run

Cybertails1998 · April 23, 2010, 11:59:40 AM

BAD IDEA
The dragon stomps you in attempt of chase.
(you can put that 'BAD IDEA' into 'fails' or make the parts of 'fails' red)

I throw an Incediary S at him for no reason.

(When I was typing that post, like, 7 posts were made, I'm slow D:)