Slay That Dragon

[fred da kiko]

forget the dragon, giving it HIV in the process.
Biological warfare bitches.

dragon is unhurtable by all human diseases, although he has people aids

i become friends with the dragon, and we ride off into the sunset, where we proceed to destroy small towns and leave death and disease in our wake...

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[Exo Pheratype]

dragon is unhurtable by all human diseases, although he has people aids

i become friends with the dragon, and we ride off into the sunset, where we proceed to destroy small towns and leave death and disease in our wake...

How 2 ride off into sun set and leave wake?

[LordCutlerBeckett]

The dragon decides to eat you anyway.

I use noodle!

[chozen1]

it drags you into its mouth as it eats the noodle.





THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[JTBreslow]

You die of unfunniness.

I shot web

[Scarpelt]

You run away due to using an overused meme as an attack

I perform a Camera.

c wut i did thar

[Cybertails1998]

Your Camera gets eaten. You too.

I offer him kvass.
Russian beverage with 0.000000000000000000000000000 000000000000001% alcohol, if you don't know

[Celtic Wolf]

He drinks, then kills you in a fit of rage about the low alcohol content.

I summon Gordon Freeman, the DooMguy, every character ever from C.O.D., and charge!

[Celtic Wolf]

Ahem... bump?

[JTBreslow]

They all die.


I use 4chan

[.Aeris.]

It implodes with child research.

I use

[Celtic Wolf]

The dragon uses a better tux.

I summon a  to maul him.

[Soulpelt]

He eats you as he proceeds to try to eat it.




I takes a claw from a dead dragons foot and shoves it in his eye.

[Malartach]

You miss.

I take the dragon's treasure and run like a little girl.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

The Dragon's Guardian, Leeroy, mauls you.

I kneel before the dragon, no where near attempts of slaying it; for it is my Master.