Author Topic: Slay That Dragon (Read 33306 times)

brickybob · October 05, 2010, 08:21:39 PM

Quote from: Pah1023 on October 05, 2010, 07:01:04 PM

Then throws the paper bag at you with a stick of dynamite in it.

I sit out side the door with a grenade in my hand waiting to throw it at him..

The grenades explodes in your hand.

I decide to leave the dragon alone.

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A.R.C. · October 05, 2010, 08:22:16 PM

It breathes fire on you.

I slay the dragon.

The Corporation · October 05, 2010, 08:36:46 PM

But the dragon respawns, pissed off and angry. It directs its fart at you and breaths fire on it at the same time.

Sonny, I believe you just got burned

I pull out a boron carbide(the entire gun is made out of that) .700 Nitro Express with a cubic boron nitride bullet cased with TNT powder inside the cartridge.
I attach a scope and aim, ready to blow my loving arm off....

A GUY · October 05, 2010, 09:05:28 PM

The Dragon calls you an Airsoft Nerd and snaps your gun in half with its pinkie fingers.

I jet around on the roof going "I relayed playertypes lololololo"

Cybertails1998 · October 07, 2010, 12:03:12 PM

The dragon aimbots you.

I shove raw pork fown his throat.

pecon7 · October 07, 2010, 12:30:54 PM

You die from realising you mistyped that.

I run away from the dragon.

Cybertails1998 · October 07, 2010, 12:41:33 PM

Quote from: pecon7 on October 07, 2010, 12:30:54 PM

You die from realising you mistyped that.

I run away from the dragon.

Stompy stompy.

I shove raw pork down his throat, for real this time.

? · October 07, 2010, 12:43:18 PM

It heals him because he plays minecraft.

I die.

Celtic Wolf · October 07, 2010, 06:16:39 PM

He calls up Hades, retrieves you from the afterlife, and uses a whisk to liquefy you.

I chain Lady GaGa to a rock and wait, hidden nearby with a high-powered crossbow, for the dragon to emerge.

Man 2 · October 07, 2010, 06:45:50 PM

In her desperation at seeing the dragon emerge, she finds nothing more to do than sing. The horrid screeching causes the dragon to slip into a violent rage, destroying everything in sight (including you)

I kill it >:D

Celtic Wolf · October 16, 2010, 11:25:05 AM

After the death of the dragon, a woman comes up to you. Eventually, you fall in love and get married. However, it turns out she wasn't a woman and you kill yourself in the pain.

The dragon's ghost chuckles, and deep within its lair an egg hatches.

I lead a Children's Crusade against the dragon.

Camera · October 16, 2010, 12:03:58 PM

Isn't the dragon a male though? Or is this a different one?

Celtic Wolf · November 01, 2010, 04:27:26 PM

Who says it didn't have a girlfriend?

brickybob · November 01, 2010, 04:32:30 PM

The dragon molests all the children.

I decide to leave it alone, why are we slaying it again?

Cybertails1998 · November 02, 2010, 11:58:47 AM

It killed your loved one.
And just ate you.

I spam my Aran skills on it.