Hot Girls

[Joker Card]

Excuse me #2, It doesn't work like that.

?

[Caution]

Not bad Oneo, not bad.

[tails]

"Bigger cum load to impress your future girlfriend"

Explain.

[Caution]

"Bigger cum load to impress your future girlfriend"

Explain.

I've noticed the longer I go without it the more I can give. I guess it builds up into lovey amounts.

[Joker Card]

"Bigger cum load to impress your future girlfriend"

Explain.

I didn't make it.

[JAW959]

"Bigger cum load to impress your future girlfriend"

Explain.

You see when you don't jiz all the cum builds up in your balls until they swell to the size of a 55 gallon drum, and then when you have love with a girl your richard reads her tongue print and expells all 55 gallons of seminal fluid into her lungs, making her die from semen-induced-pneumonia.

[Joker Card]

Actually, its true. Those 5 days without masturbating made my balls swell with semen. Then when I came, it was as if I was edging then restarting.

[Cyanian]

Just fapped.

From this moment on I will not fap.

For a month.

[Bloody Mary]

So?

Oh, I was just bringing it up because you were talking about homoloveuality.
Sorry if I offended your puritan beliefs or something.

Hot.

Stop hitting on me, Otis. 

[WRB852]

I accidentally went so long that I had a wet dream. Certainly not letting that happen again.

[Grignard]

I accidentally went so long that I had a wet dream. Certainly not letting that happen again.

Is it as depressing as they say?

[Rughugger]

i haven't fapped in months, it really isn't hard

Probably why you haven't fapped in so long. Viagra perhaps? ;)

[Kingdaro]

I fapped like two hours ago. I fap like once or twice a day.

[Shadowed999]

I fap maybe every once in awhile...


its kinda funny to talk about this with strangers

[Daedalus]

+100