Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[TheChaosCarrier]

64. Wave your snake at everyone that walks by.
65. Get hired as a Wal-Mart greeter and yell at everyone who walks in "Hey monday, welcome to cigarette-Mart. Get your loving stuff and get the forget out."
66. Yell as loud as you can "I HAVE A SMALL snake"
67. Wear an Obama mask and say "YES WE CAN" as you run around the store naked.

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[Volga]

68. Suck a dude's richard
69. Turn into a jet?
70. ...Bomb the russians?

[mrlolop]

71. Make a fort out of toilet paper.
72. Act like an employee and redirect everyone to the wrong section.
73. Say 'Excuse me sir/miss,' and turn around like you were talking to no one. Repeat.

[TheChaosCarrier]

74. Run around naked and scream "HELP ME I JUST ESCAPED FROM EDDIE MURPHEYS BASEMENT!"
75. Beat the stuff out of the nearest person in the Toys section with a GI-JO figure.
76. Take as many toys as you can carry and give them to every kid that walks by.
77. Smack the nearest woman.

[Volga]

78. Buy loads of grape koolaid and then when all the black people come and envy you, one will probably complain.

[TheChaosCarrier]

79. Grab a dude's crotch.

[yndaaa]

80. Run into walmart pretending that its a zombie invasion, Grabbing as many resources as you can and then run
81. slip items into your coat, see how many you can get before someone notices

[TheChaosCarrier]

82. Run in and take the nearest object and try to bypass the scanners by the door, but make it noticeable.

[Talent74]

83. Scream out in the toy section, "THIS IS NOT A POWER DRILL!!!".

[TheChaosCarrier]

84. Take all the life-sized star wars blasters and lightsabers and have a war with other kids.

[Wynd_Fox]

85. Use two light sabers as chopsticks to eat a moose with.

[Flamecannon]

86. Push someone over and shout BOOM!

[SeventhSandwich]

87. Flash it.

[Wynd_Fox]

What? How will making a flash video make them mad?

[Talent74]

88. Run around in circles in the fish section shouting, "THE FISH HAVE GONE LOOSE!!!!".