Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[oromis]

1. Post a topic about how to get kicked out of Wal-Mart in illegal and idiotic ways, and act immature to make it seem even more handicapped.

[Ad Bot]

[LordCutlerBeckett]

2. Blow up the White House.

Oh wait.

[Destro1000]

159. run around the store yelling "forget YOU!!!"

160. call every one a hippie

161. kill obama infront of every one

162. give a windows 98 to the cashier

163. light all the cars in the parking lot on fire

[Deathwishez]

164. Yell "HAXXX!!!" every time you see a low price.

[Max4344]

165.When you see a low(For more lols do it on a high Price) price Yell "WOW THATS A LOW PRICE!!!" if you have a friend make them look at the price and make them say "WOW THATS A LOW PRICE!!!" and reply "I KNOW!!"

[thomas64]

8. Force love with the Clerk

It's called a RAPE, look it u- never mind.

166. Pee on all the products.
Wynd_fox,
you need a number.

[Wynd_Fox]

Pee on a moose, then eat it.

[Wolfygod]

168. Buy Some Gas and Yell angry Saying I WILL KILL YOU ALL MUAHAHHAHAHAHAH and if someone trys to stop you light the gas on fire

[Blockoman]

169. Cause an Resonance Cascade in the Baby Supplies aisle.

[Rookie]

170. Take a hunting shotgun out of the display and load it.

[Rookie]

171. Kill all suns o' beetchs.

BOOM











Goddamn tv's

[superslayer]

 get a very big coat and run into the store yelling "KAMMAKAZZIIIIIIII!!!!!!!"

[Anti-matter master]

172. Coming in with a loaded Ak-47

[Hugums]

173. Strap hot dogs to your chest then run in and shout ALLAH HU AKBAR

[Fluff-is-back]

174. Put meatspin on all the TV's in the entertainment section.