Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart (Read 95869 times)

chilmans · June 06, 2010, 01:54:15 PM

337: Eat all their electronics

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dkamm65 · June 06, 2010, 01:54:57 PM

338. Tale two carts full of merchandise through the 10 items or less aisle. When they tell you to go to a new aisle, ignore them and keep unloading the items onto the conveyor.

Zanxoo · June 06, 2010, 01:55:24 PM

339. make the manequins eat the moose

Parallel · June 06, 2010, 01:55:40 PM

340: Piss on the elctronics.

Zanxoo · June 06, 2010, 01:56:44 PM

341. stuff on the electronics.

Parallel · June 06, 2010, 01:57:17 PM

342: Make love to the electronics.

Zanxoo · June 06, 2010, 02:00:20 PM

343. Rape the electronics.

Parallel · June 06, 2010, 02:04:24 PM

344: Kill the electronics.

Zanxoo · June 06, 2010, 02:11:43 PM

345. looking at research with the electronics.

Welknair · June 06, 2010, 02:22:17 PM

346. Make an evil electronic moose that eats people with lightsaber chopsticks.

Squiggles · June 06, 2010, 02:24:27 PM

347: Go to target.

ipodmemorizer55 · June 06, 2010, 02:29:52 PM

348: Buying cereal
349: Pickpocketing people in the checkout aisle
350: Eating all the Ice Cream.

JAW959 · June 06, 2010, 02:30:50 PM

351. run back into the meat department and get a few really nice steaks, then cut a slit in them and ram them over your wang, then run around the store for a few hours before finally going to the express lane and buy those steaks.

ipodmemorizer55 · June 06, 2010, 02:31:36 PM

352: Owning everyone in an MW2 game
353: Haxing the electronics

Zanxoo · June 06, 2010, 03:13:41 PM

354. Being creepbear.