Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Welknair]

355. Eating the manager.

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[LordCutlerBeckett]

356. Carry a huge folder around full of research and "accidentally" drop it.

[Welknair]

356. Carry a huge folder around full of research and "accidentally" drop it...

...In the toy aisle

[Gojira]

358: Steal all of the videogames and burn them for all to see - especially the addicts.

[Skyfrost123]

359:

release a herd of small cows into the ventalation shaft...

[Evo Chief]

Clear the toy area with a fromer specail ops dude using cap guns.

[Zanxoo]

361. And let the evil electronic moose rape the cows...

[ruiner369]

362: Do all the above and maor. 
Rape yourself in front of little children then kick yourself out of the store, while stealing about 3 Oreos. Maybe a LEGO set. That makes people MAD!

[Gojira]

362: Do all the above and maor. 
Rape yourself in front of little children then kick yourself out of the store, while stealing about 3 Oreos. Maybe a LEGO set. That makes people MAD!

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363: be this guy

[Zanxoo]

Bump!

364. downloading research on the electronics

[wolfbreeze]

365 ( I think): make a huge poster for the new super target down the street.

[MillCzarr]

366: Take the phone, that everybody can hear through the store, and say "TARGET ROCKZ!!! ALL OF YOU STINK FOR SHOPPING AT WALMART!! GET A FRIKKIN LIFE, AND GO TO TARGET!!"

[chilmans]

367: Replace all their video-games for kids with research

[Tyler66]

368. Shop naked

[TurnipBlog]

369: take out the lego boxes and start spilling them across the store