Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 94159 times)

733: Hire ninjas to destroy all the anime-related items.

734: Hack the entrance TV security camera (y'know, where you see yourself walking in) and all other TVs to play this on an infinite loop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQXrILRm9Y
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735: run malicious code in their computer (the password is always 1234)

736: Display a steam converstion on the big TV's that is like this:



« Last Edit: August 14, 2010, 07:29:08 PM by Tech-Troop »

# I lost count,

Go on the intercom and say "Hi, I am Barrack Obama. Yes We Can lower the prices. Thank you for shopping at walmart"

738: Lose count of the list!

379:Fart really loudly in the intercom untill someone catches you.

380: Run inside dressed like Moses and scream, "FOLLOW ME TO SALVATION!" Then run over to Target.

381: Play this stupid game in Wal Mart

392:shoot everyone you see.

WTF: Wear a shirt that says forget WALMART!

392:shoot everyone you see.

That must have taken awhile to come up with.

393: Grab some friends and empty out the ball bins that have the really big ones. Then go around kicking the balls into peoples faces.

394: Bash the glass covering the game consoles, take as much as you can, run through the fire exit.


:D

395:Go in and say your a terrorist to a cop

396 : Have a kool kids klub meeting in the baby section.

397:Wear a Poncho and call everyone a white starfish Including the manager. That is if their white... lawl