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04:24 - Taking a crap
04:25 - Crap successful.
Observations
Color: Yellowish brown, golden in fact.
Texture: Rough yet soft.
04:25 - Wiped my ass
04:30 - Trying to think of something witty to post on Twitter
04:31 - Still looking for something to say
04:33 - Updating my Twitter account with new message
04:34 - Posted this message