I was masturbating....

[NickTheSushi]

I hope that's worth a baby, ruining your teenage life, and/or STDs.

And I highly doubt a pharmacy will sell condoms to a young teen so don't even try that.

Oh i never thought he was insinuating to have love. I thought he was saying that as in other words to "Get a life." But I have to agree, teen pregnancy isn't fun, so I've heard, read, and watched. If anything I'd hate to take responsibility for stuff like that. As for masturbating, it's a natural thing, Sue. I'm sure you probably do it, too, or at least have done it once in your life. No this doesn't call for any dirty comments towards Sue.

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[Tom Gunn]

This topic is stupid and you should feel bad.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I don't see the need to tell the entire community that you're masturbating.

[Volko]

friend.

[NickTheSushi]

Yea really this topic serves no purpose other than to be handicapped.

Lock it or something.

[sir dooble]

I hope that's worth a baby, ruining your teenage life, and/or STDs.

And I highly doubt a pharmacy will sell condoms to a young teen so don't even try that.

Pharmacy's will sell condoms to underage teens. They would probably prefer if you weren't to have love at all underage, but would still much much rather have you having safe love than being unprotected.
It's the lesser of two evils. Although in one of them, someone gets laid. 

[IkeTheGeneric]

Although in one of them, someone gets laid.  

The happy ever after for your average-day children.

[MrMulch]

Hey guys I was out in the public doing (loveual Content Here) when I (loveual Content Here) all over the (Inset Object Here). Am I cool yet?

[tails]

You inset a object?

That's pretty wierd, I hope you took it out afterwards.

And cleaned it.

[MrMulch]

It was painful, very very, painful.

[IkeTheGeneric]

And how could Pew446 masturbate if it isn't even a quarter of an inch long?

[NickTheSushi]

And how could Pew446 masturbate if it isn't even a quarter of an inch long?

This.

Kids thinking just shaking their junk is masturbating. It's ridiculous

[Sirrus]

Edit: Lol@procrastinationhabits

[IkeTheGeneric]

Usually I'll just fap over the bathtub and wipe it up when I'm done, and let it be completely washed when I take a shower. When I treat myself to some research though I just get an old pair of shorts and jerk off in my pants. I'm terrified of my seed getting all over the back wall or the floor or my computer cords.

Then get a girlfriend jesus christ.


You're a sick person.

[Narkro555]

This is in the spirit of "how long is your snake", I'd say