I was masturbating....

[Sirrus]

Then get a girlfriend jesus christ.


You're a sick person.

What the hell is wrong with you? Did you wake up on the wrong side of your period? It's not like I sit around jerking off all day. A couple thousand years ago people forgeted like monkeys as soon as they hit puberty, being fifteen is a lot of hormones but not quite an age where you're having love. The result? Masturbating. I don't know what your big hang up is; the overwhelming majority of guys have masturbated at least once.

Also: "get a girlfriend". Wouldn't that be great. Stop making it sound like with any modicum of effort I can get a girlfriend. Maybe it's that easy for some guys, but frankly, I don't want to be in a relationship with a girl that I just walk out and get.

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[IkeTheGeneric]

What would you guess to be the first reply when you post about you masturbating?


Do you think people want to read that?

[A.R.C.]

he's like 10, his cum shots probably drip out his richard

I bet you'd like to suck 'em out.






^{you gaaaaaaaaay}

[Sirrus]

What would you guess to be the first reply when you post about you masturbating?


Do you think people want to read that?

I realized that right after I posted it, so I deleted it. I just wasn't quite fast enough because I was on my phone. So, now it only is quoted in your post.

[Madmitten]

lawl
use tissue stoopid

[Destroyer]

...

My thought exactly, Seventh...

[IkeTheGeneric]

My thought exactly, Seventh...

You don't think?

[Roknrollwill]

lawl
use tissue stoopid

Way too thin.

[Madmitten]

Way too thin.

which is why you fold it
hurr

[Destroyer]

You don't think?

Sometimes, lol.

[tails]

Next time use a tuna jar, It's safer.

[Joeboy]

Next time use a tuna jar, It's safer.

Until it breaks and then ripped up snake.

[Sabbin]

Dont human males get erections naturally? Why would it be qeird to walk upsttairs with an erection?

Note I remember learning this randomly in fourth grade in a video....

[IkeTheGeneric]

Dont human males get erections naturally? Why would it be qeird to walk upsttairs with an erection?

Note I remember learning this randomly in fourth grade in a video....

When a very pretty television show comes on, the magical doorknob grows longer

[Sabbin]

When a very pretty television show comes on, the magical doorknob grows longer

No, it was a pretty straight-forward video.

Im not sure if it was bullstuffting us but I remember that a human male gets an erection every 90 minutes or some stuff like that. It might have been for puberty or something.