Close Call

[Kapturrith]

I died.

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[NickTheSushi]

i drove my bike into the back of a car.

Put a huge dent in it and everything

[Travis [bob36455]]

Also, guys, doctors don't expect my heart to last more then 5 years because it's in bad condition right now. Every time I masturbate there's a pretty damn high chance that I will have a heart attack. If I die, sorry.

1 word. Exercise.

[Kalphiter]

1 word. Exercise.

That makes the heart go faster you moron.

[Ector]

I slipped and started falling down stairs, but instead of going head first like I should have, I slid down the stairs on the soles of my feet.

[Roknrollwill]

Also, guys, doctors don't expect my heart to last more then 5 years because it's in bad condition right now. Every time I masturbate there's a pretty damn high chance that I will have a heart attack. If I die, sorry.

Holy stuff.

[Masterlegodude]

Also, guys, doctors don't expect my heart to last more then 5 years because it's in bad condition right now. Every time I masturbate there's a pretty damn high chance that I will have a heart attack. If I die, sorry.

Then don't masturbate?

[Roknrollwill]

Then don't masturbate?

My heart is bleeding!

[otto-san]

i drove my bike into a thorn bush :D

I have one conveniently placed pretty much right in front of where my bike goes.

[Kalphiter]

I have one conveniently placed pretty much right in front of where my bike goes.

So your bike path includes going right through a thorn bush?

[LordCutlerBeckett]

I had leprosy, and then I accidentally slit my throat, and then I fell down the stairs and fell into a tub of nails, and then I got up in the tub and fell on a glass case that shattered, and then the glass shards cut my face, and then I lost my jaw because I tripped into a car compacter, and then I fell out of the car compacter into a vat of hydrochloric acid.

Not really, I just got a bruise while riding my bike. 

[ultimamax]

When I was 4 or 5, our house was still being constructed, so there were no railings on the stairs. I was walking down them when I fell off of the stairs. Luckily, my mom was there. She sprinted to where I was landing and caught me. But, when I landed I bit through that piece of skin between chin and bottom lip on the right. So I was brought to the hospital where I got stitches. It didn't hurt though, though I was crying because they bound me to the table with these weird foam things so I wouldn't fidget. But I got to watch Toy Story :3
My mouth has fully healed.

[Visage]

I fell off the roof of my house and landed with my neck hitting a curb and all that happened was my neck was sore for a few days.

[Kalphiter]

I fell off the roof of my house and landed with my neck hitting a curb and all that happened was my neck was sore for a few days.

did you died

[Xia The Ninja]

When I was about 7, I was on vacation.  I was running really fast on a wooden balcony, and there was a piece of wood stuck up, so when I was running it got shoved into my foot at high speed.  I was bleeding and had to get rushed to a hospital for stitches, and I couldn't go to the amusement park or beach for the rest of the vacation. :c