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Moybus · September 16, 2010, 08:01:35 PM

Quote from: Chriz on September 16, 2010, 08:00:29 PM

wood furnace or whatever the forget it was called, I misread as being a smelter/furnace/whatever the forget made of wood.

oh haha.

did you never realize how impractical that would be?

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Chriz · September 16, 2010, 08:05:50 PM

Quote from: Moybus on September 16, 2010, 08:01:35 PM

oh haha.

did you never realize how impractical that would be?

this whole game is extremely impractical and hardly made sense to me at first

Chriz · September 16, 2010, 11:38:06 PM

bump with lulzy news

i had like, proficient butchering because of all of my hunting and then I was walking through the forest going to the next town, when I got ambushed by two loving sasquatches. I beat the stuff out of one and one came from behind and raped me.

Kearn · September 17, 2010, 07:31:38 PM

oh yes this was stupid

30 military dwarves and no traps

did i mention 18 were wrestlers?

Frenchfrie · September 17, 2010, 10:39:06 PM

I explained Dwarf Fortress to Chriz now he loves it.

Moybus · September 17, 2010, 10:58:19 PM

I still haven't messed with adventurer mode.

Antallion · September 17, 2010, 11:32:24 PM

Quote from: Moybus on September 17, 2010, 10:58:19 PM

I still haven't messed with adventurer mode.

dont bother, its even less complete than fortress mode

Moybus · September 18, 2010, 12:18:22 AM

Quote from: Antallion on September 17, 2010, 11:32:24 PM

dont bother, its even less complete than fortress mode

oh dear

Kearn · September 18, 2010, 08:57:40 AM

i start looking at other people's forts and it makes me sad :(

theirs is shiny and gem encrusted and mine is blood coated and tiny

CAPTCHA · September 18, 2010, 12:46:14 PM

holy stuff
double siege
and then there's a goblin ambush

god damn a flying forgotten beast
i'm forgeted

CAPTCHA · September 18, 2010, 04:42:17 PM

everyone in the entire planet must want me dead
I have ~~four~~five sieges at once

What the hell, do I have a huge loving tower made of goddamn pure adamantine filled with platinum coins?
NOTHING ELSE CAN EXPLAIN THE NINE AND A HALF PAGES OF ATTACKERS

Moybus · September 18, 2010, 04:46:11 PM

I've gotten 2 flying forgotten beasts at once in the caverns below me.

Kearn · September 19, 2010, 04:34:39 PM

FPS fail

it dropped to 20 then shot to 105 again

Kearn · September 19, 2010, 05:35:59 PM

should i make a moat with weapon traps or water

and how do i get rid of exits without trapping dorfs

Moybus · September 19, 2010, 07:20:56 PM

Quote from: Kearn on September 19, 2010, 05:35:59 PM

should i make a moat with weapon traps or water Traps, unless you have a bunch of trained fish or stuffs that will kill enemies. most enemies can swim.

and how do i get rid of exits without trapping dorfs Burrows