Dwarf Fortress (New Topic)

[Kearn]

awwww what the heck

my fortress has no freshwater

[Ad Bot]

[Deathwish]

Pumped water appears to be fresh, somehow.

[Jacob/Lee]

lol 5-25 minutes

that isnt even half a year

I think he means Adventure mode. I can easily survive for over a decade in Fortress mode.

[Kearn]

EDIT:

PAHAHAHAHA WORLD GEN FAIL

A MURKY POOL HAS AN OPEN EDGE AND ITS DRAINING INTO THE TOP OF THE VOLCANO



oh what the freaking heck

it caused the volcano to cave in twice and now i can see the magma sea

it caved in a third time and now i can see admantine!!!



WHO NEEDS MINERS WHEN YOU HAVE VOLCANOES

[Kearn]

finally got migrants

i need someone to pick plants so i have food

[PossesedAngel]

lol 4 miners wat.

[Kearn]

lol 4 miners wat.

wat

[Kearn]

I JUST MADE A DISCOVERY IN DF

DWARF-MADE OUTSIDE WALLS/FLOORS ARE ARTIFICIAL MURKY POOLS

JUST ADD 2/7 OF WATER AND WAIT

[PossesedAngel]

cool cool
lemme try that

[Kearn]

RAIN FILLS IT

[Kearn]

what the heck

how do you get a possessed jeweler and end up with a coffin?

i don't get it

[CAPTCHA]

what the heck

how do you get a possessed jeweler and end up with a coffin?

i don't get it

The same way you get a possesed mason and get an obsidian bed

[Kearn]

The same way you get a possesed mason and get an obsidian bed

lies

[Jacob/Lee]

The same way you get a possesed mason and get an obsidian bed

The same way you get a secretive miner and get a right copper gauntlet with a picture of itself.

[Kearn]

oh heck

i get a fox bone pick in my craftsdwarf's shop

ehm