Dwarf Fortress (New Topic)

[Jacob/Lee]

Miner: This is one badass pick!
*Miner hits a rock with the pick*
*CRACK*
Miner: Son of a bitch...

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[Kearn]

are mule bone swords good for anything

[Kearn]

huh

my water sources are freezing over

[Kearn]

freaking irony

killing wolves with wolf bone bolts

[CAPTCHA]

freaking irony

killing wolves with wolf bone bolts

Dwarven ammo powerups

[Jacob/Lee]

Apparently to build a pump stack from the magma sea to my fortress I need 93 copper bars and 186 charcoal.

[Jacob/Lee]

forget my luck, two forgotten beasts and a bronze collossus attacking my fort at once.

[Kearn]

i just noticed

my fort was randomly named entrance arrow

[Kearn]

heck yes i love random name generation

just got a fort named "Torchoars" lol

[Dropshock]

For forgetS SAKE Kearn, edit your damn posts, stop posting like 4 times in a row

[Kearn]

For forgetS SAKE Kearn, edit your damn posts, stop posting like 4 times in a row

bumps ftw?

[Spiderobot]

For forgetS SAKE Kearn, edit your damn posts, stop posting like 4 times in a row

Inorite

[nienhaus1]

Bump it

[zookuw]

Bump, also, why does it always say "There are no seeds available for this location.

[Jacob/Lee]

Bump, also, why does it always say "There are no seeds available for this location.

You are growing on a mixed plot of above ground/subterranean. That, or all your seeds are forbidden/inaccesible/destroyed.