Non-interesting stories you have from life.

[*Magick* Mage]

My Mum stole beef jerky from Wal*Mart today. Antics ensued. :o

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[IkeTheGeneric]

My Mum stole beef jerky from Wal*Mart today. Antics ensued. :o

Both of your parents have issues.

[*Magick* Mage]

Both of your parents have issues.

Yep. But my Mum's issues are actually fun. I'm glad I inherited most of them. :D

[Kapturrith]

My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy tear gassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh man! At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh man!

I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made a homemade bumper car ride with ridin' mowers in his backyard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over either, he somehow managed to fall under his own.

I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know stuff about chemistry, but Keith figured "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?" Heh, third degree burns on ninety-five percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith lived at a graveyard for a whole year?

[Squiggles]

Well when I still went to school there were these round monkey bars where you had to use your upper body to twist to get to the next one. Well, I was about to get to the last one for the first time. Hands sweaty, sun hot and people cheering (Not). I was reaching for the last bar and..... I fell on my arm. Almost broke had to wear a wrap for 3 days. But I did find 20 bucks.

[aml]

Once I was at Stacy's Furniture, and I found a wallet in a couch with $40 in it.

[orange wolf]

I have Bilirubin in my urine, so I may have liver disease. Won't know until next week.

/story

[e-maxx]

I have Bilirubin in my urine, so I may have liver disease. Won't know until next week.

/story

next time use better protection 

[orange wolf]

Real nice e-maxx.

[Rainbow]

I once tripped on a pothole and cut my knee an about half an inch deep

Scars still there

[Fizzles]

This one time, at band camp...

[Demitiri]

When I

[Dr.Block]

So this one time in seventh grade, some kid dropped his lunch money in the gym and another kid found it at the end of the day and tried to keep it.

His lunch money was a 100 dollar bill.

That was a fun day.

[Moriarty]

i almost walked into a pole
then i found 50 bucks
i'm not kidding
there were 50 bucks running across the hall in costco
i was like wtf

[Dr.Block]

i almost walked into a pole
then i found 50 bucks
i'm not kidding
there were 50 bucks running across the hall in costco
i was like wtf

Nice ninja.